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tuc biscuit
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No school today? or did you sell the kids to that arab guy and never have to go in again?
Dutchie
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Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
The arab guy said our kids were not up to his usual standard. I told him that they would provide an income by stealing cars, selling dope..........and in the case of the girls, selling their bodies. However, he was having none of it.
I am taking a day off because I am ill. Yesterday kids were telling me that I looked stoned (too much paracetamol) so I figured my first day off in 2 years wont hurt (most teachers take much more).
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i used to be arab.
Imnotdutch said:
i used to be arab.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
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Really? why do i feel like I dont care.
juicedmullet said:
Really? why do i feel like I dont care.
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you must have been sniffing paint again.
Imnotdutch said:
you must have been sniffing paint again.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
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No just your moms crack.........that stink is enough to make anybody light headed.
juicedmullet said:
No just your moms crack.........that stink is enough to make anybody light headed.
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Shit man, well make the most of it, if I was you I would take a few days off.
Imnotdutch said:
Shit man, well make the most of it, if I was you I would take a few days off.
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you bought crack from my mom?
Imnotdutch said:
you bought crack from my mom?
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Imnotdutch
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Seriously thinking about it.........see how I feel tomorrow.
tuc biscuit said:
Seriously thinking about it.........see how I feel tomorrow.
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Ah!!!!!!! It's all falling into place now, I suspect you have an addiction to the Trisha program, you feel somehow connected with the guests and enjoy the often lively debate that ensues.
what a shit post, but it is typed now...............so up it goes
what a shit post, but it is typed now...............so up it goes
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
I'm watchinh Kilroy now hehehe. There is a guy on there who is just like my brother........except he is black.
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Imnotdutch said:
I got a job interview today.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
Cool.........what job?
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Imnotdutch said:
Ah, well it's funny you should ask
It is for a croupier in a casino, I'm still trying to decide what to do with my life so it is just temporary, but it could be quite interesting, If I get it that is.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
Ah, well it's funny you should ask
Well lets face it, there wont be any shit happening on your table on account of you being the size of a silver back gorilla.
Hope you get it..........
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Imnotdutch said:
So do I, hopefully I will get a million pound tip or something, the woman sounded so sexy on the phone (she was in hysterics within 5 seconds, but at something she had said
), perhaps she was one of the good looking ones that they get to go and stand with someone who is doin well, but knowing my luck she will be a fat, ugly cow............oh woe is me.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
She was laughing at herself? Is it a decent casino? Big tips a real possibility?
tuc biscuit said:
So do I, hopefully I will get a million pound tip or something, the woman sounded so sexy on the phone (she was in hysterics within 5 seconds, but at something she had said
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Imnotdutch said:
Yup, she was laughing uncontrollably, but I can't remember what she said
I was just feeling confused, I think it is a reasonable casino, but even a quid tip is better than nothing. It will make a nice change to get some tips, 'cos when I used to be a chef it would make me sick to hear the amount that the waitresses made in tips and never gave us a penny
Imnotdutch
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tuc biscuit said:
Yup, she was laughing uncontrollably, but I can't remember what she said
Will be fun no matter what I reckon. Maybe you needed to wear a short skirt and push up bra?
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tuc biscuit said:
UPDATE : SHE HAS BIG BOOBIES AND A BIG ASS AND SHE WANTS A PIECE OF ME, WHO CAN BLAME HER?
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
yeah you like em fat huh.........
U got the job then huh?
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Imnotdutch said:
thick, not fat, need some cushin for the pushin, and yup, I wowed her with my wit and charm.
Imnotdutch
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tuc biscuit said:
Wit and charm huh.........seems some on this board are severally lacking int hat.
Congratulations.
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Imnotdutch said:
They are Americans though so what else can be expected.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
tuc biscuit said:
They are Americans though so what else can be expected.
Americans...lets see.........
Obese
Big headed
Loud
Closed minded
You are right........no wit and charm there.
tuc biscuit
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Damn, we are both in a great mood I see.
Imnotdutch
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Notice that they arent arguing? The rumours must be true.......
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Imnotdutch said:
lol
Imnotdutch said:
youre right.
im both social and genetic crap
probably similar to danny devito in the movie twins.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
But at least you are man enough to admit it.
juicedmullet said:
Imnotdutch said:
at least not every third person in the us is named nigel.
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
juicedmullet said:
That honour goes to Billy 'I'm inbred' Bob ?
Imnotdutch said:
ill give you credit for being witty
but no...
its more like...
Jim
'i complain about high taxes, government cutting funding for public restrooms in order to lower taxes, i pay more for inferior health care, my damn ford keeps breaking down, why does wal mart own everything?, i wont go to the gym, there's football on' Smith
Imnotdutch
butler monkey
juicedmullet said:
lmao........thats closer to it.
tuc biscuit
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Casion?
