Dum dum ditty

[Nathan]

Let's say this were work on a Monday morning and you all were my coworkers, I'd totally be showing up right now, belting out "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" by REM or some shit like that as I walked into the office or whatever, completely in my own world. If you didn't know me, you'd think I were mentally retarded and I only got hired because I'm the bosses nephew or what have you. I'd totally be pissing you guys off but also brightening up your day at the same time. Either that, or I'd be fired. Either way, you are so welcome.

 

[Lao Tzu]

If we worked in the same place i think we'd be like Leopold and Loeb trying to figure out what crimes we could commit and get away with because we are Nietzsche's supermen and good and evil didn't apply to us.

 

[Nathan]

If we worked in the same place i think we'd be like Leopold and Loeb trying to figure out what crimes we could commit and get away with because we are Nietzsche's supermen and good and evil didn't apply to us.

Sounds like my other two jobs. I'm only kidding, I've never broken the law before of course. I'm like Jesus or something.
That's the best part about not being religious though, at some point or another along the way, if you don't believe in a God, it should occur to you that morality makes very little sense. Good and evil no longer mean different things. I am free.

 

[Nathan]

This certainly didn't turn into the winning thread I was sure it would inevitably transform into.

 

[canadianhitman]

This certainly didn't turn into the winning thread I was sure it would inevitably transform into.

Next time, try harder.

 

[Nathan]

Next time, try harder.

No.

 

[Lumberg]

I've never broken the law before of course.

Before you were born?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

No.

shhhh, stop yapping aboot nuthin...
damn where is your #1 cheerleader FZ? Crying over Z Flyers?

philly sucks!

 

[Nathan]

Before you were born?

Before and after. This is the internet, jackass. Do you honestly believe I really do all the things I say I do on here?

 

[supersizeme]

if you were my coworker i think it would be safe to say that all the vending machines on our floor would be emptied of their contents by now with you passed out in your cube in a mound of crumbs and greasy ass wrappers dreaming about starting 100+ reply threads at will.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

This is the internet, jackass. Do you honestly believe I really do all the things I say I do on here?

why would anyone doubt you orbly? You dont say stupid stuff or anything.

 

[Smurfy]

17

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

two for 17

 

[Apöllo]

I would grease your anal cavity with hot suace and give it to you raw.

 

[Nathan]

I would grease your anal cavity with hot suace and give it to you raw.

LOL. That's awesome man. Please don't do that though.

 

[canadianhitman]

What kinda hot sauce we talkin' here? Something mild like Frank's, or some killer shit that's 100% habanero?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

I would grease your anal cavity with hot suace and give it to you raw.

you do understand that your penis would be burning like hell if you hit it raw. you might as well use a condom to at least protect yourself from the sauce