Drug Test Questions? Help Needed!!!

[PatsFan34]

Well, I have been offered a job. The guy specifically asked me if I do drugs, my reply "Nothing". I was lying, I've been smoking the weed, as some of you know. I smoked my last blunt last night while watching the Soprano's. I won't smoke again till after my drug test, if they indeed test me. And now for the questions...

I know you can buy those drinks that are like $40, and I actually know someone whose used it and it worked. Once you drink it you have like a 5 hour window, then it's over. But what else should I do? I know of people who have just drank tons of water and passed a drug test a few days later after they smoked!! I'm definately gonna do that as well!!! But does anyone have any other tricks that I should be aware of, Karma to all informative responses....and GO PATRIOTS!!!

 

[manny78]

Just a question: why do they test for drugs ? I mean here (except for law enforcement) I've never heard about a company testing for drugs.

 

[pauly]

email me

 

[PatsFan34]

email me

Pauly, you've got mail!!!

 

[pauly]

hit you back

 

[PatsFan34]

hit you back

Karma to you bro!! Where can I get the stuff in question that you mentioned? Do most supplement stores carry it?

 

[cure]

You better hope they don't use the new methods i posted last week or else nothing will mask it....if you want i'll post the link to it...

 

[PatsFan34]

You better hope they don't use the new methods i posted last week or else nothing will mask it....if you want i'll post the link to it...

Please post the link brotha, just to be on the safe side! I doubt it's gonna be one of those in depth drug tests. I'm sure they gonna just check for all the major shit, just to make sure I'm not a crack head. But they might not even test me period. The guy asked me if I did drugs, and I said no. So it's a 50/50 chance they gonna test me. This job is a sales job at a car dealership!!!

 

[cure]

This is all i found...

New Drug Test for Marijuana

by Paul Cribb, B.H.Sci HMS
AST Director of Research

A lot of people compete in sports or work in fields that must submit to drug testing, and a lot of people smoke marijuana regularly or occasionally. If you do enjoy the odd puff of Al Capone but may have to submit to a drug test, then be careful.

Researchers from the National Institute of Drug Abuse have devised a new test that measures a recently isolated metabolite of THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol), the psychoactive ingredient in pot. Testing for this metabolite beats most of the masking agents some people may use to pass drug tests. Also, this metabolite stays in the system longer and can be detected more effectively than previous methods. So if you take a toke, be careful your business or sporting career doesn’t go up in smoke.

 

[PatsFan34]

Bump for good measure!!!

 

[spongebob]

helpful hint: take a couple of multi-vitamins to add color to your piss.

 

[Warik]

I will sell you some of my piss. Drug free for 21 years. Cost is $20 per trip to the bathroom + shipping.

-Warik