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Dont you just love it ...

Gigantasor

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...when you try to blend your protein drink or your MRP but all you have is water and a cheap ass shaker from your gay ass gym. So you put these three items together, your shaker the water and the powder, and you shake vigorously until you feel the pump start to build in your arm and shoulder.

Being the hardcore person you are you uncap the wonderful concoction and upend the marvelous drink of liquid protein into you system. Because you are so hard you choke down those great big chunks of protein/powder that are left behind and even chew through those that refuse to go down without a fight. Now we all know that about halfway through you gag reflex kicks in and you do your damndest not to throw up the precious protein even if this means swallowing the same thing again and again.

Then just when you are finished and you pull the fucking awesome drink away from you lips you get the wonderful surprise of thick ass sludge in the bottom of the shaker. So you quickly run to the faucet and put some more water in cause you would hate to miss the extra 2.5 grams of protein in the bottom of the shaker and you repeat the process again. If your serious you will then lick the remaining volume out like cake batter just to get that last microgram of protein.

God I love this stuff. Reminds me of eating dirt and dog food when I was a kid, Ohh the memories.
 
use a mixer from now on?

always form a paste, don't just fill your bottle up with water, otherwise it's all lumpy,and ick!
 
haha that's too funny.....

I use a protein called Whey cooler, and it mixes much easier with water than others. The taste isn't so bad either.
 
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