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Don't you hate when it just doesn't come out right..

Seashell

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I was at a baby shower, some of my family were there, lots of people I didn't really know, mostly all middle-aged ladies.

Anyway, my cousin is telling me (from across the room) she bought a new tent for camping. And I was trying to ask her about the size, you know how there's like, a 2-man tent, a 4-man tent, etc.

So I started talking and then realized it would sound weird to say "So how many a-man tent is it?", so I changed mid-sentence but then ended up yelling "SO..uhh... HOW MANY MEN CAN FIT IN THAT TENT?"

D'oh!!! There was a pause, everyone looked at me, and I was like "Waitttt..that's not what I meant!" lolol Everyone must have thought I was quite the charmer. :)

I felt like a super-perv.


Anyone else done something like that?
 
Seashell said:
I was at a baby shower, some of my family were there, lots of people I didn't really know, mostly all middle-aged ladies.

Anyway, my cousin is telling me (from across the room) she bought a new tent for camping. And I was trying to ask her about the size, you know how there's like, a 2-man tent, a 4-man tent, etc.

So I started talking and then realized it would sound weird to say "So how many a-man tent is it?", so I changed mid-sentence but then ended up yelling "SO..uhh... HOW MANY MEN CAN FIT IN THAT TENT?"

D'oh!!! There was a pause, everyone looked at me, and I was like "Waitttt..that's not what I meant!" lolol Everyone must have thought I was quite the charmer. :)

I felt like a super-perv.


Anyone else done something like that?
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*gasp* PERVShell! ;)
 
:FRlol:
 
Seashell said:
I was at a baby shower, some of my family were there, lots of people I didn't really know, mostly all middle-aged ladies.

Anyway, my cousin is telling me (from across the room) she bought a new tent for camping. And I was trying to ask her about the size, you know how there's like, a 2-man tent, a 4-man tent, etc.

So I started talking and then realized it would sound weird to say "So how many a-man tent is it?", so I changed mid-sentence but then ended up yelling "SO..uhh... HOW MANY MEN CAN FIT IN THAT TENT?"

D'oh!!! There was a pause, everyone looked at me, and I was like "Waitttt..that's not what I meant!" lolol Everyone must have thought I was quite the charmer. :)

I felt like a super-perv.


Anyone else done something like that?
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I knew it. Closet PERV!!!!!
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Seashell said:
I was at a baby shower, some of my family were there, lots of people I didn't really know, mostly all middle-aged ladies.

Anyway, my cousin is telling me (from across the room) she bought a new tent for camping. And I was trying to ask her about the size, you know how there's like, a 2-man tent, a 4-man tent, etc.

So I started talking and then realized it would sound weird to say "So how many a-man tent is it?", so I changed mid-sentence but then ended up yelling "SO..uhh... HOW MANY MEN CAN FIT IN THAT TENT?"

D'oh!!! There was a pause, everyone looked at me, and I was like "Waitttt..that's not what I meant!" lolol Everyone must have thought I was quite the charmer. :)

I felt like a super-perv.


Anyone else done something like that?
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Maybe they were just jealous that you might still be having fun in a tent unlike most of them.

My favorite is walking into conversations and hearing things out of context. Like putting a machine back together the other day and my boss walked up right as I was saying "No you have to lube it before you can stick it back in"

We all had a pretty good laugh about that one.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I thought this was going to be a thread about taking a crap. But, yes, I've done that on numerous occasions. I don't get embarrassed anymore. I figure people should cut you some slack, I'm not into impressing people anyway. Don't like small talk and don't like crowds. I'm hibernating with my girl and that's when I'm the most happy.
 
biteme said:
I thought this was going to be a thread about taking a crap. But, yes, I've done that on numerous occasions. I don't get embarrassed anymore. I figure people should cut you some slack, I'm not into impressing people anyway. Don't like small talk and don't like crowds. I'm hibernating with my girl and that's when I'm the most happy.
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Your elevator story cracks me up still.. :lmao:
 
nope never done that. how many men can fit in the tent? wow. so we go from kinky doghouse scenarios to filling tents with men? wow. just wow.
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Seashell said:
Your elevator story cracks me up still.. :lmao:
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LOL. I'm glad that I left an impression on you. You will never forget me because of that story. Is it the one where I got on the elevator when there were 4 or 5 people on it and jokingly said, without looking who was on the elevator, "We're going to overload this thing." Then I looked behind me and it was all very fat women who had just come back from their walk? That time, I was embarrassed. Wanted to crawl in a hole. :)
 
biteme said:
LOL. I'm glad that I left an impression on you. You will never forget me because of that story. Is it the one where I got on the elevator when there were 4 or 5 people on it and jokingly said, without looking who was on the elevator, "We're going to overload this thing." Then I looked behind me and it was all very fat women who had just come back from their walk? That time, I was embarrassed. Wanted to crawl in a hole.
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God I woulda loved to have seen thier faces!!!!!
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biteme said:
LOL. I'm glad that I left an impression on you. You will never forget me because of that story. Is it the one where I got on the elevator when there were 4 or 5 people on it and jokingly said, without looking who was on the elevator, "We're going to overload this thing." Then I looked behind me and it was all very fat women who had just come back from their walk? That time, I was embarrassed. Wanted to crawl in a hole. :)
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yep! That's the one! :D
 
Oh, I've stuck my foot in my mouth more times than I can count...

Just last week, I got a call from a user that NO ONE can stand...she's fucked up her computer more times than we can count, plus she's miserable to talk to because she's one of those that wants to tell you how to do your job. Anyway, she asks to speak to one of the other techs, and I'm trying to do the nice thing and put her off til he has a chance to call her back, and he hears me and hollers several times that he's off the phone. So I'm like, alright fucker, you want to yell, here you go, and transferred the call to him, which led to a "God I hate you."

Later, I was explaining the whole thing to him, and not being the least bit complimentary to the user, when one of the other techs walks up and says, "Just so you know, she's working in the cube next to yours right now."

I got the hell out of the aisle and didn't go back to my desk for about 20 minutes.
 
Very interesting!!!! NOT!!!!!!



We need to see some naked pics of your ass and boobies. Come on, you know you want to......

Just do it. Now. ;)
 
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