Don't you hate it when

[Lumberg]

You wake up in the middle of the night to go take a piss and you have a huge hard-on??

You're just like, go down already so I can piss and go back to bed!

I have been known to piss in the shower just to get it over with.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have been known to piss in the shower just b/c it is there.

 

[casavant]

I'm not above pissing in the shower. If ya gotta go, ya gotta go. If you turn on the water afterwards, it's just like a big flush urinal.

 

[Pineapple Devil]

i've heard that peeing in the shower is a good way to prevent athletes feet.

 

[Lumberg]

Anyone ever peed in the sink because a)someone was on the toilet or b) you were too lazy to lift up the seat?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Anyone ever peed in the sink because a)someone was on the toilet or b) you were too lazy to lift up the seat?

I've pissed in mop buckets, bathroom sinks, showers, and kitchen sinks - and then any number of places outside. oh, and toilets and urinals.

the only sober oddplace though was in the kitchen sink fairly recently.

 

[Torch]

You wake up in the middle of the night to go take a piss and you have a huge hard-on??

You're just like, go down already so I can piss and go back to bed!

I have been known to piss in the shower just to get it over with.

Then you get it flowing and you piss everywhere but in the toilet.

 

[Pineapple Devil]

Anyone ever peed in the sink because a)someone was on the toilet or b) you were too lazy to lift up the seat?

I seen a drunk guy do it in a club

 

[WODIN]

The world is my toilet.

 

[HappyScrappy]

The world is my toilet.

And NYC is the toilet of the world

 

[casavant]

I seen a drunk guy do it in a club

Happens all the time where I work. I don't even give a shit anymore, although I'll tell the guy not to do it again if I see it (not that he's ever going to listen.).

 

[the nature boy]

when I have a hard on and I have to piss I stay in bed and roll over to my side and piss off the side, aiming for the toilet. I never make it of course, but I still keep trying. I am persistant.

 

[Lumberg]

Happens all the time where I work. I don't even give a shit anymore, although I'll tell the guy not to do it again if I see it (not that he's ever going to listen.).

Where the fuck do you work? And NB where the fuck do you sleep?

My most adventurous piss was in a trash can on a Metro platform. I was not drunk and had to go SO bad. I tried to pick an area that wasn't too well covered by cameras, and by God, it worked.

Since then I have had to go just as bad in the Metro system but never replicated my feat. I still can't believe that I did it.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I usually piss in the sink.

 

[Y_lifter]

Us Old Farts have learned the Reverse Seated Erectile Piss method.

If you go Submersible, there's an added benefit of no Noise to wake the house up.

 

[the nature boy]

johncrane, I sleep in the master bedroom, so my bathroom is connected.

and I was kidding about pissing in the direction of my toilet.

 

[duritz]

I've pissed in the sink, the shower, the toilet, a 32 oz cup, an empty soda bottle, my bed, on some friends, on car door handles and have my friends touch it, and that's all i think. The 32 oz cup was funny cuz i still wasn't finished yet. You really don't realize how much you are pissing until you fill something up like that.