Don't trust your significant other ?

[zkm]

check this out http://www.infidelitytoday.com/, some people might be a little bit offended by this, but somehow I doubt it

 

[notoriousQQ]

Dude, all the morning wood I have and night time erections, I guarantee that my shorts would come up dirty if they are testing for semen samples.

 

[AAP]

Dude, all the morning wood I have and night time erections, I guarantee that my shorts would come up dirty if they are testing for semen samples.

True dat.

 

[rnch]

Dude, all the morning wood I have and night time erections, I guarantee that my shorts would come up dirty if they are testing for semen samples.

rolling over onto morning wood wakes me up faster than my bose wae clock radio does!!