Don't read this thread

[Nathan]

Do not post on this thread or something bad could happen.

 

[Dr.M]

Damn, I failed.

 

[Nathan]

For the love of Christ. Took under 1 minute I think for like 4 people to completely ignore me and for one to do it twice. I was just curious how long that would take.

 

[bwood]

now i have anal itching...

 

[Dr.M]

I was hoping this is where I signed up for the flamthrower penis cyborg conversion kit, doh.

 

[Nathan]

I was hoping this is where I signed up for the flamthrower penis cyborg conversion kit, doh.

That's gonna take about 150 years to get in the works remember? Hence the cryogenic suspension?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Why no talk of pee-pees?

 

[Jimsbbc]

NOOOOOOO! no talk of pee pee's allowed! (unless it's smaller than mine!)

 

[Bikini Mod]

Does that negater or include a four inch clit?!

 

[Nathan]

I'd like a 4 inch clit all to my own. On a related note, my testicles are starting to grow again and my 3" clit is not pleased. I don't know what I'm talking about.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Lets just say it's just shy of 9 inches I guess I don't measure up to what you consider manly, but at least I can use it good!

 

[Nathan]

Lets just say it's just shy of 9 inches I guess I don't measure up to what you consider manly, but atleast I can use it good!

You mean 'use it well' i believe, which is probably a lie but whatever.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Apparently 9 inches is the standard here at EF, so as soon as you measure up you can start talking shit

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hehehehehehehee

You all are too funny. 9" is TOO BIG! I have typed that on MANY threads. Even 6 to 6 1/2 can be painfull.... I am a wee girl on the outside as well as on the inside.

Remember, there ain't nuthin' that a gym membership and a good surgeon can not fix! LOL

 

[Nathan]

That's a pantload of information right there.

 

[Dr.M]

Women just like men have different 'sizes'.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

What will happen?

 

[Citruscide]

What will happen?

He'll get your number, post it on the "internet restroom" and you'll get random calls from the likes of Captian Insano.

C

 

[WODIN]

What bad thing is going to happen?

 

[Nathan]

What bad thing is going to happen?

Perhaps I'm full of shit, who knows. BUT, maybe just maybe something will happen to you only WODIN. I think I'll that last statement sink in and give you nightmares for years to come. I wish I smoked cause I could sure go for a cigarette about now.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well look how many times you've posted on this thread Nathan. Bad bad things are bound to happen. Your inflatable sex doll might spring a leak or even worse that dildo you placed on her might break. I'd be cautious my friend!