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I have this worthless brotherinlaw living next door in an old trailer. He wont lift a fuking finger around here to do anything and has been living there rent free for a year now. Theres about 50 million things to do around here and he wont do anything--NOTHING. At first the deal was he could stay here rent free if he helped out and it went well, then he got lazy-which I knew he would.
So, to show my appreciation: I told him he has 1 month to get out because im having the trailer he's in hauled to the dump. I've also made arrangements to have it hauled--and told him no stalling cause when they show up the trailers going and so is all your shit if your not done. He freaked and went off--I told him shut up or ill just burn the motherfuker down while your at work tofuckingday if you argue about it. He shutup.
Well..........had a little party last night--we all got drunker than hell and my buddy was powerbraking my 454 big block GMC in the pasture next to the trailer and let off it and the throttle stuck and it screamed towards the trailer and ran over the brotherinlaws brand new $500.00 mountain bike and totalled it. I never laughed so hard. We covered the tire tracks up and threw it in the ditch down the road and he asks last night if I had seen it ---Nope-those damn neighbor kids been at it again I said. LOL!
Other fronts--gay dude who owns donkeys behind me that have destroyed a $2500.00 fence and my tree line and wont do anything about it and eventually I had to buy an electric fence: Last night his pet turkey Whitney and 3 ofd his chickens were in my yard. I let out my great dane sirBoo and all 4 were dead within 30 seconds and threw them all back over into his yard. Ha ha.
So, to show my appreciation: I told him he has 1 month to get out because im having the trailer he's in hauled to the dump. I've also made arrangements to have it hauled--and told him no stalling cause when they show up the trailers going and so is all your shit if your not done. He freaked and went off--I told him shut up or ill just burn the motherfuker down while your at work tofuckingday if you argue about it. He shutup.
Well..........had a little party last night--we all got drunker than hell and my buddy was powerbraking my 454 big block GMC in the pasture next to the trailer and let off it and the throttle stuck and it screamed towards the trailer and ran over the brotherinlaws brand new $500.00 mountain bike and totalled it. I never laughed so hard. We covered the tire tracks up and threw it in the ditch down the road and he asks last night if I had seen it ---Nope-those damn neighbor kids been at it again I said. LOL!
Other fronts--gay dude who owns donkeys behind me that have destroyed a $2500.00 fence and my tree line and wont do anything about it and eventually I had to buy an electric fence: Last night his pet turkey Whitney and 3 ofd his chickens were in my yard. I let out my great dane sirBoo and all 4 were dead within 30 seconds and threw them all back over into his yard. Ha ha.
