Don't be Steppin

[WODIN]

UP in Da Amish Hood! Ya Heard Me!

My Foos are all decked out check out the DUBS on this mofo's ride! 20" my ass try 40"S Biatch!

And this is brother Jebadiah dealin wit some ho's that was skimmin off the top! "Get dem foods up in her bitch!"...It aint easy pimpin out amish chicks...

The Annual meetin in da hood. Settlin it up like peeps should.

An Amish Drive by...don't be comin up in here with all that bling bling shiat!

WORD!!!

 

[Latimer]

LOL!

 

[HelenSL]

WORDIN

I smel a rat...Amish hat no computers????????



or you an escapee???????

love
helen

 

[WODIN]

Or I could just LIVE IN amish country helen...


You should do a search on Kids in the Hall and look up there series of Thiry Helen jokes.

 

[HelenSL]

YIKES...in amish country but not of it??? Can such a thing be possible???

Ack...i don't like to read anti-me jokes ...maybe i won't look that up...

love
helen

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Word to the barn raising. I hear Amish people are cannibals and that they make gumbo with their kid's flesh and organs.

Horse and carriage....that's how you got around as a kid, isn't it WODIN?

 

[HelenSL]

SG

i think bairn-eating cannot have been total or there would be no ARMISH left.

What's the word on that then? (You know?)

love
helen

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Helen , three small school girls approach you holding an apple and a box of condoms. You have in your possession:

- a candle

- a knife

- cigarettes

- half gram of cocaine

- broken .22 caliber pistol

- burlap sack

What do you do?

 

[Kryp2o]

Recommend any Amish hip hop?

 

[Dillon35]

Somebody must have just bought Ebonics 3.1

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Cut apple into 3 fragments..
Sprinkle Cocaine on apple slices..
Hand laced apple slices back to girls and prompt them to eat.
After consumption.. take the drug induced girls back to the barn.
Engage in illegal sexual intercourse with the underage girls.

Use the blunt end of my .22 to knock girls unconscious.
Place the girls in the burlap sack.
Place cigarettes in burlap sack.
Place knife in burlap sack.
Haul the sack deep into the woods.. drop it.
Walk home with a smile on my face.

 

[HelenSL]

Helen , three small school girls approach you holding an apple and a box of condoms. You have in your possession:

- a candle

- a knife

- cigarettes

- half gram of cocaine

- broken .22 caliber pistol

- burlap sack

What do you do?

omigosh how did you know there were three???

This is like Flatliners...those three girls i was rude to on the school bus who hated me forever after that...!!! will i never be rid of them!!!

i will call your number in your sig SG...i need expert help with this!!! you do do exorcisms don't you???

love
helen

 

[Hoffmeister]

Y'all haven't even seen the TIP of the Amish Conspiracy. It's all revelaed here:

http://members.tripod.com/~sonoguy/

 

[WarriorPL]

LoL, great post WODIN!

 

[supergirl]

ain't nothing like shoe fly pie from the amish country

 

[WODIN]

Goat Slayer I actually learned to drive in a chariot. It was a kick ass ride, I use to drive moses all over town before he got all upitty with the whole "Eww I saw God" thing. Some people!!!!

 

[HelenSL]

Goat Slayer I actually learned to drive in a chariot. It was a kick ass ride, I use to drive moses all over town before he got all upitty with the whole "Eww I saw God" thing. Some people!!!!

WODIN

you knew Moses???

there was this skinny man in his 80s who used to work out every day when i belonged to a club.

And i thought that was impressive at his age!!!

love
Helen

 

[WODIN]

WODIN

you knew Moses???

Knew him! I tought him everything he knows...err knew. I have some old stone carvings of the two of us hangin out at a local titty bar before he went off in the desert.

 

[HelenSL]

LOL WODIN

Them were the days, eh?

love
helen

p.s. whatever happened to him, anyway???

do you know?