DOHS / FEMA making headway.

[WODIN]

Chertoff: All I'm tryin' to find out is what's the guy's name in charge of food and water.
Brown: Oh, no, wait a minute, don't switch 'em around. What is in charge of evacuation.
Chertoff: I'm not askin' you who's in charge of evacuation.
Brown: Who is on food and water.
Chertoff: I don't know!
Brown: He's in charge of media spin...now we're not talkin' 'bout him.
Chertoff: Now, how did I get on media spin?
Brown: You mentioned his name!
Chertoff: If I mentioned the media spin guy's name, who did I say is in charge of media spin?
Brown: No...Who's in charge of food and water.
Chertoff: Never mind food and water, I wanna know what's the guy's name in charge of media spin.
Brown: No, What's in charge of evacuation.
Chertoff: I'm not askin' you who's in charge of evacuation!
Brown: Who's in charge of food and water.
Chertoff: I don't know!
Brown: He's in charge of media spin.
Chertoff: Aaah! Would you please stay on media spin and don't go off it?
Brown: What was it you wanted?
Chertoff: Now who's in charge of media spin?
Brown: Now why do you insist on putting Who in charge of media spin?
Chertoff: Why? Who am I putting over there?
Brown: Yes. But we don't want him there.
Chertoff: What's the guy's name in charge of media spin?
Brown: What is in charge of evacuation.
Chertoff: I'm not askin' you who's in charge of evacuation.
Brown: Who's in charge of food and water.
Chertoff: I don't know.
Brown & Chertoff: MEDIA SPIN!!
Chertoff: You got someone in charge of fixing the levees?
Brown: Oh yes!
Chertoff: The guy's name?
Brown: Why.
Chertoff: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask you.
Brown: Well, I just thought I'd tell you...

 

[Roid Pimp]

Hey Abbottttt !!!

 

[Roid Pimp]

Abbott: Do you know how to milk a cow?
Costello: Do I know how to milk a cow?
Abbott: Do ya?

Costello: Milk a cow? Well you get him to sit down and...uh...how do
you milk a cow?

Abbott: You don't know how to milk a cow?
Costello: No.
Abbott: You start from the back.

Costello: From the back? (Tries climbing on the cows back and the cow
starts to walk away). WHOA BOY!

Abbott: Whoa Betsy.
Costello: WHOA BETSY! Whatever your name is.
Abbott: You see, you take the bucket and put it under the cow's utter.
Costello: The cow's other what?
Abbott: Not other what. The cow's utter.
Costello: I take the bucket and i put it where?
Abbott: Under the cow's utter.

Costello: The cow's other what? You have to put it under the cow's other
something.

Abbott: Not other something.
Costello: You can't put under the cow's other nothing.
Abbott: Not other nothing. The cow's utter.
Costello: THE COW'S OTHER WHAT?
Abbott: Not other what. You go directly to the source.
Costello: Huh?
Abbott: You go right to the source.

Costello: Who's talking about sauce? I want milk. You want sauce? I'll
pick apples and make apple sauce.
Abbott: No, No. You go right to the source. The cow's tanks.

Costello: What?
Abbott: Tanks.
Costello: You're welcome.