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Robert Jan
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So I was at my frat house and i was a bit hungry and i find these cans of soup. I take two of them, about a litre and put it in a pan. Then I find out you're supposed to add the same volume in water... so Now I had 2 litres of soup. I ate it all, fairly quick. Of course I was extremely full. My frat brothers were sympathetic and upon seeing my state they started serving me beer.
As a freshman i am not to reject beer offered to me by a senior member.
I knew it was going to make me hurl but we do have a special installation for this purpose, for people who drink a lot, like a big flushing heightened toilet. Also I knew the soup had been thin and would not be painful on the way back out. So with a good portion of jackass instinct I agreed and drank a beer. and another. and another. together with my bros. I'm notorious for having a huge stomach... its funny because I can drink with people and make them hurl without doing so myself. However now they had a 2 litre damn head start on me and were double teaming me.
Then just as I grab the beer that would have no doubt finished me off, the doorbell rings. It's a pretty girl from class I invited over for a monday night frat dinner weeks ago. I completely forgot to tell her we dont organise those this close to the exams... Struggling to talk without hosing her down with beer and soup I apolagise and invite her in regardless.
Seeing the difficult situation I was in, my bros let me be and we sat down with the three of us in the bar and talked from 20:00 till 01:00, when I walked her home (bout 30 mins) gave her a merely friendly kiss goodbye and left. I think she liked us (and more importantly me) and had a good time... luckily she's easy going and talking went well. this could have been a very painful moment.
She's accepted an offer to come here the first week after the exams, when we have a proper diner again.
I've talked to her about my frat before. She totally catched on that they were about to make me hurl my guts out. Not very gentleman like... if we know a lady is coming we behave...
Never been this close to pulling a "Stan" on someone (south park)
As a freshman i am not to reject beer offered to me by a senior member.
I knew it was going to make me hurl but we do have a special installation for this purpose, for people who drink a lot, like a big flushing heightened toilet. Also I knew the soup had been thin and would not be painful on the way back out. So with a good portion of jackass instinct I agreed and drank a beer. and another. and another. together with my bros. I'm notorious for having a huge stomach... its funny because I can drink with people and make them hurl without doing so myself. However now they had a 2 litre damn head start on me and were double teaming me.
Then just as I grab the beer that would have no doubt finished me off, the doorbell rings. It's a pretty girl from class I invited over for a monday night frat dinner weeks ago. I completely forgot to tell her we dont organise those this close to the exams... Struggling to talk without hosing her down with beer and soup I apolagise and invite her in regardless.
Seeing the difficult situation I was in, my bros let me be and we sat down with the three of us in the bar and talked from 20:00 till 01:00, when I walked her home (bout 30 mins) gave her a merely friendly kiss goodbye and left. I think she liked us (and more importantly me) and had a good time... luckily she's easy going and talking went well. this could have been a very painful moment.
She's accepted an offer to come here the first week after the exams, when we have a proper diner again.
I've talked to her about my frat before. She totally catched on that they were about to make me hurl my guts out. Not very gentleman like... if we know a lady is coming we behave...
Never been this close to pulling a "Stan" on someone (south park)
