Does my lunch sound good?

[supersizeme]

1/3 can of WOLF lean beef chili (no beans. beans is gah-rosse)
1/3 cup of bowtie pasta
1/3lb of turkey meat
washed down with skim milk
also two fish oil caps for dessert. i like to chew them up as opposed to swallowing them and then go get in people's personal space and say a lot of words that start with the letter "h"

Also I hope this gives me more gas than a Texaco station. My cube neighbor's been pissing me off.

PFFFFRRT

 

[Becoming]

Chili mac (if it is all mixed and the turkey is ground) is awesome....

 

[Y_lifter]

Eggs with that would have been the crem de la crem
for Methane production.

Good luck !

 

[onerepmaximum]

Doesn't sound as good as my can of tuna.

 

[Y_lifter]

I had a Dagwood Roast Beast Sandwich

 

[Becoming]

Daegwood pastrami sandwich here!

 

[supersizeme]

Y - how would I get some eggs up in there? Scrambled?

I would tear up a roast beef sammich right now if I had one.

 

[Ceebs]

Could you come over and fart in the direction of my neighbors? They're remodeling, and they had me up at the crack of dawn hammering away.

There's a nice breeze going, but if it dies, I could drag an industrial fan out there with an extension cord.

 

[Y_lifter]

Y - how would I get some eggs up in there? Scrambled?

hard boil them ( I keep like a dozen in the fridge at all times)
Then chop it up in the stuff.
Leave out the yolks if you want low fat but that reduces the fart factor mucho..

I bet that would be good in this.

 

[jerkbox]

you chew fish oil caps?

barf

 

[supersizeme]

I'm not a big hard boiled egg fan, but I'd be willing to give it a shot.

Ceeb - I've got three bowls of this to eat today while I'm here at work. I could fly out and bring one of the others to share with you and we could both bend over and bomb them out simultaneously. Do you have a dog or anything?

 

[jerkbox]

Ceeb - I've got three bowls of this to eat today while I'm here at work. I could fly out and bring one of the others to share with you and we could both bend over and bomb them out simultaneously. Do you have a dog or anything?

you just ruined my mental image of Ceebs' hotness by making me visualize her farting....damn you

 

[supersizeme]

ceeb cranks them out just like every other female on the planet. you can still take solace in the fact that she doesn't poop though. not ever

 

[Ceebs]

Ceeb - I've got three bowls of this to eat today while I'm here at work. I could fly out and bring one of the others to share with you and we could both bend over and bomb them out simultaneously. Do you have a dog or anything?

I DO have dogs, as a matter of fact - two geriatric Cairn Terriers who need no chili encouragement to float some serious air biscuitry. Sometimes my female Cairn will come into the room specifically to fart (or so it seems), do the deed, look very pleased with herself, then leave before she's had a chance to smell it. It's almost like she's saying, "Look, Ceebs! Look at the trick I can do with my butt! I'm so cool! And I'm goingnowbyeeee!"

So I'm thinking with your chili, my neighbors will have to throw one of those striped fumigation sheets over their house. Perfect.

Jerkbox, I don't think I've ever farted in front of a man, and I don't intend to start with you. As far as you're concerned, my butt is there for purely ornamental purposes.

 

[from zero]

What the

 

[jerkbox]

well, i haven't seen it, but I am sure it would make a fine ornament.

Yes.

No farting.

 

[onerepmaximum]

my butt is there for purely ornamental purposes.

ornamental or recreational?

 

[Ceebs]

ornamental or recreational?

One and the same, broly. One and the same.

 

[from zero]

One and the same, broly. One and the same.

I think this is the first time I heard a girl say "broly."

Rock on.

 

[notoriousQQ]

that's one ornament that would look beautiful hanging off of a pole.

da dum dum

One and the same, broly. One and the same.

 

[supersizeme]

you guys are going to piss off MassiveGunz. i'm not going to be around to save you either when his coked-up ass runs up on ya. i'll be like, MG i tried to stop them but they wouldn't listen.