Does everyone have an ex they can't remember?

[MarthaStewart]

Does everyone????
I just got down tonight not thinking bout my ex. I am better now, but this never hits me any of the time.
martha

 

[Y_lifter]

There's a country song in here somewhere...

 

[Nathan]

Nobody understand me.

 

[WODIN]

How can you sit there a say that you don't remember those two glourious weeks in Pego Pego...you hartless bitch!

 

[Y_lifter]

She was in pego with you too ?

That's it..
I'm boycotting KMART for my houseware needs you slut...

 

[MarthaStewart]

I think you mean "wiped" there jacknuts

 

[Y_lifter]

We rented a scooter and had sex on it while riding down winding dirt roads.

How much more memorable do you want bitch..

 

[WODIN]

It must of been because I whiped my dick on the curtains....

 

[WODIN]

I think you mean "wiped" there jacknuts

Call me....please....

 

[Y_lifter]

Call me....please....

Does she like to talk dirty on the phone to you too ?

 

[Y_lifter]

And lots and lots of Dried Flowers..

 

[MarthaStewart]

Wodin, the next time your phone rings today, its me.

I will probably act like I don't know what you are talking about, but just run with it. I like games.

 

[WODIN]

Does she like to talk dirty on the phone to you too ?

Hell no! I bet you use doilies and coasters and shit ...