Do your resume in Word, bitches!

[Dial_tone]

Don't people realize everybody in the free world uses MS Word? I do use OpenOffice and I can understand PDF if you're some kinda artist type but for chrissakes....an Excel spreadsheet resume? GET WITH THE PROGRAM, PEOPLE!!!!!

 

[coverguy]

damn ... it'll be ok. take some deep breaths big guy!

 

[jerkbox]

excel?

i wouldn't even look at it

 

[Dial_tone]

wel......I guess this beats the guy who Fedex'ed a resume that was handwritten on lined paper. We're talking $120K & up jobs here....if you can't use a freaking word processor you're pretty much SOL sitting in the starting blocks.

 

[jerkbox]

fuckballs....hire me bro, i can use a word processor

 

[bran987]

what 120k job?

 

[d3track]

shit, you can hire me
i'll give word, PDF, EPS, apple text
lol
although how good is $120 in CA?
thats pretty good here in minneapolis.....

 

[SoreArms]

I live close to you, we can carpool

Hook it up orb!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ascii only...

 

[SC4EVA]

120k is fine anywhere

 

[Y_lifter]

LOL...

Best yet was 3 PowerPoint Slides printed on pastel paper(pink I think)....

I looked at it and all its cute graphics glory
Looked at the chick and said

NICE !

 

[Lestat]

I thought you said.. do your resume in ONE word...

If that was really the thread, I woulda said:

PIMP!

 

[tiger88]

bro just have them do it on In and out burger napkin and bring u in and out burger

ud hire his ass in 2 seconds

 

[Dial_tone]

what 120k job?

Hotel/casino/healthcare jobs, maing.