Do your poops challenge you.

[HighIntensity]

do they give a good fight or just slide right out.

ok it should be clear that I have not sleeped in 24 hours.

 

[WODIN]

That should be; "I have not slept." the past perfect tense.

Benefiber, it keeps the pump, pumping.

 

[beastboy]

This thread stinks.

 

[notoriousQQ]

My poop slides right on out, sometimes it's almost damn near a clean getaway. This one time I had a hot one in the chamber I went in, dropped my drawers and sat down on the shitter and was like it's time to take care of business. And, out of no where came on the urge to sneeze, so, I'm like .....aaahhhhttchheeewww. Then, I'm sitting there for about 30 seconds and I think to myself " damn, I don't even have to shit anymore guess it was a false alarm. But, then whenever I stood up I saw my whompus cat sitting in the stool. It's like the sneeze shot the missile out the poop shoot so quickly it blew right through the colon and anal sphincter without me knowing it. One of my friends, after hearing my story, said that whenever the wind is blowing just right my asshole probably sounds like an empty bottle whenever you blow in to it.

 

[XBiker]

My poop slides right on out, sometimes it's almost damn near a clean getaway. This one time I had a hot one in the chamber I went in, dropped my drawers and sat down on the shitter and was like it's time to take care of business. And, out of no where came on the urge to sneeze, so, I'm like .....aaahhhhttchheeewww. Then, I'm sitting there for about 30 seconds and I think to myself " damn, I don't even have to shit anymore guess it was a false alarm. But, then whenever I stood up I saw my whompus cat sitting in the stool. It's like the sneeze shot the missile out the poop shoot so quickly it blew right through the colon and anal sphincter without me knowing it. One of my friends, after hearing my story, said that whenever the wind is blowing just right my asshole probably sounds like an empty bottle whenever you blow in to it.

Isn't it true that we sneeze at like 300 MPH?

To bad you didn't get a radar gun on the sneeze-induced rocket turd and see how fast it was going.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Well, it didn't crack the porcelin, but, I bet that son of a bitch would have been stopped for speeding on any interstate or highway in the united states.

 

[KnoXville]

Traditionally 6/8 of my daily meals contain 100g of regular oatmeal blended with water + the 1 no fat meal 2 hours post w/o which is 100g of cream of wheat. So taking in more fiber than most developing countries does lead to some huge but suprisingly smooth brown anacondas everyday between the hours of 3pm and 5pm.

 

[sk*]

Ginger root my friends, it's a life saver.

-sk

 

[prophet]

keep some lutalyse around...if you ever feel like you need to take a shit inject 1-2 ml in your shoulders....for the next 60 mins watch out!