Do your eyes tear when you pee???

[Captain FT]

I can't explain it.

It's not every time and its not like it hurts or stings or anything. Sometimes when I have to go real bad and I finally get the chance to, as soon as I start my eyes will start gushing. I'm like wtf is this. It's completely autonomic, I have no control over it. Some times its like a tear or two, other times its like non-stop until I'm done peeing

Maybe when I pee small amounts of homo are trying to leave my body and it makes me sad

 

[puddlemonkey]

Whoa!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Not normal!

 

[SouthernLord]

I usually fart a little when I pee

 

[Captain FT]

Not normal!

I didn't think so

Puddle what's wrong with me???

 

[squatmonkey]

When I pee I have the uncontrolable need to start spinning around in a circle and screeming out "Im a tornado" as loud as I can. My doctor says its normal and can be treated with the right meds...

 

[Captain FT]

When I pee I have the uncontrolable need to start spinning around in a circle and screeming out "Im a tornado" as loud as I can. My doctor says its normal and can be treated with the right meds...

 

[chewyxrage]

No, never heard of that before. Weird.

 

[calveless wonder]

the clap

 

[puddlemonkey]

I didn't think so

Puddle what's wrong with me???

It could be that you're just a sissy. Or maybe you picked up the hiv or something.

 

[bw1]

keep your finger out of your ass when you're peeing

 

[drsketch]

no

 

[Captain FT]

keep your finger out of your ass when you're peeing

tried that, thats not it, we were definitely on the same page though

 

[puddlemonkey]

Maybe you're like Hootie, except it was the dolphins that made him cry.

 

[Captain FT]

the clap

I was expecting a really long and engaging story from you...that was disappointing

 

[calveless wonder]

I was expecting a really long and engaging story from you...that was disappointing

i have no motivation
i'm still reeling from my night of alcohol, cocaine, gambling and sex the other day.

 

[Captain FT]

i have no motivation
i'm still reeling from my night of alcohol, cocaine, gambling and sex the other day.

thats getting better

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Never heard of such a thing. Prolly not a physical problem.

 

[*The_West*]

maybe you are so damn happy you finally got to pee