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Do You Take Baths or Showers?
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Lift Chief
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Baths=Gay
Lift Chief said:
Ok this is why I posted this thread to dubunk that =. Baths are not just for chicks and fags. Straight dudes can dig them too. I mean do you not like sitting in a hot tub. The only difference is that you don't have the bubbles and you don't have to clean the dang bathtup once a week.
I mean take Semi Tough for instance did Nick Nolte look gay when he was smoking the doob in the tub after he had a hard game? Well?
See what I am saying I mean homos are even taking baths away from straight dudes. Just like they took the word gay away from meaning happy. And the rainbow. and on and on.
Lift Chief
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curling said:
Damn those homos!!!!
Robert Jan
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I take showers for the function of hygiene but when i am extremely tired or sore i like to take a bath. I have an extra long hot tub which allows me to actually lie my 6"4 self. Its very comfortable
Robert Jan
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yeah you whack when you take a long bath. so would you if you took a long shower. makes no difference face it
The Whole F/N Show
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Real Men take showers. Baths are for women. I'd say the type of man who takes baths on a regular basis is the same type of man who writes a check for groceries at the supermarket.
supersizeme
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Oooooooh baths. 
I take them all the time. I like to light some candles, put in some frothy bubble bath, pour a glass of white wine, and read the latest Elle in the tub while listening to a Sex and the City dvd on my tv playing in the background. Sometimes I put on some Enya instead. Occasionally I even fall asleep and start dreaming about how nice it would be to have some hairy 20inch arms wrapped around me. Then I wake up and realize that I'm not gay and that I take showers like the rest of the male species and proceed to jerk off all over the hot/cold handle while staring at the Maxim ontop of my toilet that's got Shania Twain in a bra on the cover.
For reals, I think I have taken a bath maybe three times in the past 5 years and all three of those times there was a butt ass naked female in the tub who I was laying on with her legs wrapped around me. Those baths are nice. Like argent said, I'm not all about laying in my own soiled, lukewarm water. Gimme the constant stream of hot water and I'm good.
I take them all the time. I like to light some candles, put in some frothy bubble bath, pour a glass of white wine, and read the latest Elle in the tub while listening to a Sex and the City dvd on my tv playing in the background. Sometimes I put on some Enya instead. Occasionally I even fall asleep and start dreaming about how nice it would be to have some hairy 20inch arms wrapped around me. Then I wake up and realize that I'm not gay and that I take showers like the rest of the male species and proceed to jerk off all over the hot/cold handle while staring at the Maxim ontop of my toilet that's got Shania Twain in a bra on the cover.For reals, I think I have taken a bath maybe three times in the past 5 years and all three of those times there was a butt ass naked female in the tub who I was laying on with her legs wrapped around me. Those baths are nice. Like argent said, I'm not all about laying in my own soiled, lukewarm water. Gimme the constant stream of hot water and I'm good.
