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Do you find yourself laughing when chicks cant bench the bar?

I also find it somewhat humorous. But rather than stand there and laugh I try to take more of a constructive approach by suavely walking over, straddling them by sitting firmly on there stomach in the direction of there head at which point I proceed to whap them on the forehead with my phallus while bee bopping the song 'eye of the tiger'. If you must know the whaps also emulate the beats of the song. After a couple minutes of this they are psyched and begging for more plates on the bar.
 
KnoXville said:
I also find it somewhat humorous. But rather than stand there and laugh I try to take more of a constructive approach by suavely walking over, straddling them by sitting firmly on there stomach in the direction of there head at which point I proceed to whap them on the forehead with my phallus while bee bopping the song 'eye of the tiger'. If you must know the whaps also emulate the beats of the song. After a couple minutes of this they are psyched and begging for more plates on the bar.

So your going with the subtle approach huh?

I love when they curl with a 5lb dumbell becuase they just want to get tone and not huge.

this old guy put 2.5's on the leg press.

All this skinny stick kid did was sit up's and stick twists and continually pulled up his shirt and looked at himself in the mirror

Im officially going to start killing people
 
i find it funny sometimes too, but its even sadder when some guys bench the same as a chick like me
 
KnoXville said:
I also find it somewhat humorous. But rather than stand there and laugh I try to take more of a constructive approach by suavely walking over, straddling them by sitting firmly on there stomach in the direction of there head at which point I proceed to whap them on the forehead with my phallus while bee bopping the song 'eye of the tiger'. If you must know the whaps also emulate the beats of the song. After a couple minutes of this they are psyched and begging for more plates on the bar.

I swear I can smell Special Billy in these words....:)
 
Damn, and all I could get out with 50# dumbbells the other day was 8 reps unassisted....

I remember back when I thought that getting two BIGTIME assisted reps with 25's on the bar was HYUGE.

But then again, my bench always sucked. Let's talk deadlifts. :)
 
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