Do you feel cheated...

[Y_lifter]

When you grab a Pistachio, and the nut is either sealed up
or empty?

I love me some stachios..

Natural only.. None of that red food coloring crap

 

[ChefWide]

The red ones are an abomination. Ever have pistachio butter? i used to make it with roasted garlic and spred it on warm bread....

HOLY SHIT that was good.

 

[Shak]

yes...especially when the shell is sealed closed and i spend 15 minutes trying to crack the sucker open to no avail.

 

[hamstershaver]

its a conspiracy

 

[Shak]

do you ever buy the ones that come already out of the shell and salted?

dangerous stuff

 

[Y_lifter]

do you ever buy the ones that come already out of the shell and salted?

Now THATS and abomination...

same with sunflower seeds..

 

[Y_lifter]

The worst is when you throw back and chomp into a spoiled one.

bleack..

 

[jerkbox]

i feel cheated about 90% of the time

 

[ChefWide]

do you ever buy the ones that come already out of the shell and salted?

dangerous stuff

Even worse, I used to cater about 4 blocks from bazzinis in NYC, Buy a bag of their super colosals and get cozy.

If you havent tried this PLEASE TRY IT SOON:

Warm your pistachios and drink some port with them.

OH MY GOD. You will HAVE to have sex immediately thereafter.

whoa.

 

[Y_lifter]

damn another sealed up bitch..

 

[jerkbox]

i like the habenero ones

 

[Shak]

If you havent tried this PLEASE TRY IT SOON:

Warm your pistachios and drink some port with them.

OH MY GOD. You will HAVE to have sex immediately thereafter.

whoa.

my god, i almost had an orgasm just reading that.

 

[ChefWide]

my god, i almost had an orgasm just reading that.

Ok. I have a crush on you.

 

[Shak]

Ok. I have a crush on you.

bring me some port and pistachios and i'll have a crush on you too.

 

[ChefWide]

And to think i lived in rockford for 10 years. Well the commute from here is tough but...

 

[from zero]

I feel cheated out of my quality time by reading this useless thread.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Even worse, I used to cater about 4 blocks from bazzinis in NYC, Buy a bag of their super colosals and get cozy.

If you havent tried this PLEASE TRY IT SOON:

Warm your pistachios and drink some port with them.

OH MY GOD. You will HAVE to have sex immediately thereafter.

whoa.

How dare you mock my lack of a sex life.

pecan pie ala mode, now that's a sex life.

 

[ChefWide]

I feel cheated out of my quality time by reading this useless thread.

Step asside, step asside, posters with actual taste coming through, step asside please.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

The red ones are an abomination. Ever have pistachio butter? i used to make it with roasted garlic and spred it on warm bread....

HOLY SHIT that was good.

still got the recipie?