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Do you fart in front of your girlfriend?

BigBazooka

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I know some guys who never fart when they're with their girlfriends and also a ton of girls that never fart when they're with their boyfriends. WTF is wrong with them? Is farting some kind of a taboo for you, or do you just let it rip when it's due? I usually don't fart on the first date but after that, it's all good.

What about you, girls? Do you fart when you're with your boyfriend?
 
won't do it...doesn't matter how long I've known her.

and a girl has never farted in front of me...thank god....because I would prob not want to have sex with her ever again, LOL
 
jerkbox said:
won't do it...doesn't matter how long I've known her.

and a girl has never farted in front of me...thank god....because I would prob not want to have sex with her ever again, LOL
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Hmmm, if I held my farts in all the time, I'd probably explode. Btw, doing the "pull my finger" trick to your girl is always a good laugh. I've even done "The Dutch Oven" a couple of times. That's where you sneak under your girlfriends blanket, hug her tightly and then rip a nasty one. The trick is to hold on as hard as you can. Usually they'll fight for their lives for first couple of seconds, but after that, they'll laugh their asses off.
 
i fart like a barnyard animal around women...

wait until she has let you
get her anal though...

then she really cant complain about it...
 
I've been with my wife for 7 years and have never intentionally done it. I know there have been a couple at night, in bed, that I have tried to get out silently, that she had to have heard.
 
HG Pennypacker said:
I've been with my wife for 7 years and have never intentionally done it. I know there have been a couple at night, in bed, that I have tried to get out silently, that she had to have heard.
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What the hell? :confused: You've got some serious issues!
 
I always break the ice by asking her to wipe my ass for me after a session of log deposits.
 
Y_Lifter said:
If farting is so "NOT" a problem with you, why do you refrain
from farting on a first date?
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That's because I have to give a false impression that I'm a well-behaving young man with good manners. :)
 
I'm following in my Fathers footsteps and telling my kid to Go out of the room to fart when people are around.

I laugh like hell when she's eating dinner and suddenly excuses herself and bolts out of the room making wierd noises.. lol
 
I try to refrain...He get's jealous that I can out do him in this area as well.

He tells me all the time, " Baby, can I take you too work with me? I wanna show off your skills to the guys".

;-)
 
I didn't used to fart around my girlfriend up until a few months ago. Then an ass rocket slipped when I was falling asleep in bed and I could either laugh my ass off or be embarassed and play it off. I chose to break out in abundant laughter and there's been no looking back.

Just the other day I was chatting with the ol' ball and chain and told her to hold on for just a moment, little did she know I put the phone down by my ass, and then I unleased flatulence of biblical proportions. She almost laughed as hard as I was. God bless her.
 
I fart all the time around her. Not in situations that wouldn't welcome a good rip of course, but still quite frequently. Man, I can't imagine having to hold in farts all the time for years and years. It's supposed to be someone you bear your soul to, hide nothing from, and can be yourself in front of. And well, I have to fart sometimes and by all means I will.
 
My husband has no qualms about farting. I don't know when it started but he farts freely. He will do it in public too, he doesn't care. The best is when we are walking through a parking lot and he lifts up his leg like a dog peeing and lets one loose. Or in the car, he will suddenly crack the window, even if it's -0 degrees outside, then I'll know something is up, and then the god awful smell. All those protein shakes and bars are no good, I tell ya.

My dogs fart too. Pretty load ones, it's hysterical when they do it, cause they look at their butts and wonder what the hell that was.

I try not to fart infront of him. And even after 7 years of being together if one slips past, I get pretty embarrased.
 
The wife of a friend of mine farts like 76 tubas AND 76 trombones marching down the street, and thinks nothing of doing so. Fortunately there's so much air mixed in with the smell of e coli that the smell is diluted down to homeopathic concentrations -- kinda like the smell after going through a gallon of Colyte the previous night.
 
Not intentionally -- I'm not embarrassed if it happens, but I try to engage in the same behavior I did when I was courting my wife -- and farting wasn't part of that repertoire. It's rude and (generally) unpleasant.

Having somebody drop a shit-bomb in your nostrils isn't good fun (especially if high concentrations of protein are involved). I don't want my wife to associate me with the smell of a newborn's diaper, so I don't do it.
 
I have to admit, I do it all the time in front of my girl. I mean not when we're in an intimate setting or anything, "baby....I love your FRRRRRRT that much!". But on the phone, in stores, etc. Yes...I'm guilty. It took me a few months to a year till I got to the point where I knew it was okay though. She's actually done it in front of me, but it was unintentional. We were playin' around and I gave her this BIG bear hug and she starts laughin' and goes "um, you're gonna have to let me go. Okay, let me go. You really need to let FRRRRT me....go". She was SO embarrassed, then we just laughed for about 20 minutes. I figure she's a keeper now
 
Not intentionally...but I don't get worried if I do or if she does either...

B True
 
bwood said:
i fart like a barnyard animal around women...

wait until she has let you
get her anal though...

then she really cant complain about it...
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Usually I hate your poetry... but this one is really catchy.
 
I've been dating my current g/f for almost 5 months. we still havent' done the fart thing yet. for her sake she better not fire the first shot, because if it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I've been dating my current g/f for almost 5 months. we still havent' done the fart thing yet. for her sake she better not fire the first shot, because if it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished.
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Is a #2 involved?
 
I fart around mine all the time also, why hold it back, at first i did, like most people but i just let them MOST of the time. I have never heard my GF fart though!!
 
I know I fart while I sleep. Just figured it out in the past few months too. That's how the first one got fired off with my girl. I had to fart, had been holding it in, and at the moment I dozed off when my body relaxed, a major ass rocket fired. It was so loud she said it "scared" her.

I've cut a couple that woke her up out of a deep slumber and she was like "baby, did you fart?" and I was like " I don't know, did I?" and she thought I was just playing dumb and said, "well, either you farted or a balloon popped and there aren't any balloons in here. So, I usually just laugh. I don't fart much. Really.

The Nature Boy said:
I'm pretty sure I fart in my sleep.
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Best thread ever!

I don't have a gf now but the worst was when we would be engaging in foreplay, I guess I started to relax or tense up or whatever down there and for some reason that's when the pressure would start to build. Especially when she was going down on me. There were times I actually had to stop her and try to let one on the DL.

I mentioned it once and she said she would cut my balls off if I ever farted while I was down there. LOL
 
notoriousQQ said:
I know I fart while I sleep. Just figured it out in the past few months too. That's how the first one got fired off with my girl. I had to fart, had been holding it in, and at the moment I dozed off when my body relaxed, a major ass rocket fired. It was so loud she said it "scared" her.

I've cut a couple that woke her up out of a deep slumber and she was like "baby, did you fart?" and I was like " I don't know, did I?" and she thought I was just playing dumb and said, "well, either you farted or a balloon popped and there aren't any balloons in here. So, I usually just laugh. I don't fart much. Really.

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LOL
 
notoriousQQ said:
I know I fart while I sleep. Just figured it out in the past few months too. That's how the first one got fired off with my girl. I had to fart, had been holding it in, and at the moment I dozed off when my body relaxed, a major ass rocket fired. It was so loud she said it "scared" her.

I've cut a couple that woke her up out of a deep slumber and she was like "baby, did you fart?" and I was like " I don't know, did I?" and she thought I was just playing dumb and said, "well, either you farted or a balloon popped and there aren't any balloons in here. So, I usually just laugh. I don't fart much. Really.

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Your "story," if that's what you want to call your pathetic attempt at narrative, tells me that you are uptight. You are too uptight to let them rip while you are awake so they come out at night. I had a roommate like that.
 
I had just started seeing this chick and for 3 nights in a row had held the farts in with so much effort that I couldnt sleep.
I confessed to her that what I was doing .. and she green-lighted a lil' flatulance.

I fuckin let rip with one of the biggest mushroom cloud assplosions the world has ever seen. It blew the duvet off the bed.

We laughed.
 
Bullit said:
I had just started seeing this chick and for 3 nights in a row had held the farts in with so much effort that I couldnt sleep.
I confessed to her that what I was doing .. and she green-lighted a lil' flatulance.

I fuckin let rip with one of the biggest mushroom cloud assplosions the world has ever seen. It blew the duvet off the bed.

We laughed.
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soon there's gonna be more shit flying in that bedroom than the chimpanzee house at the zoo. Yee haa!!!!!
 
Thanks a lot for opening up these old wounds.

I'm so blue.
 
suck it up broly. come this weekend you'll have your hat and your aviators and you'll be picking up plenty of chicks you can fart in front of. Shock and Awe Reloaded!!!!!
 
notoriousQQ said:
I didn't used to fart around my girlfriend up until a few months ago. Then an ass rocket slipped when I was falling asleep in bed and I could either laugh my ass off or be embarassed and play it off. I chose to break out in abundant laughter and there's been no looking back.

Just the other day I was chatting with the ol' ball and chain and told her to hold on for just a moment, little did she know I put the phone down by my ass, and then I unleased flatulence of biblical proportions. She almost laughed as hard as I was. God bless her.
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Good thing you put that phone right back up to your mouth.

Did you lick the speaker? Now, THAT'S eatin'!
 
I will fart sooner or later. But it takes awhile to feel that thing out.

GF in college burped louder than most guys so I could only compete with butt gas against her mouth gas!

It is a natural thing so why not? Just dont go to a dinner party and let it rip. Have some manners!! (yup farting mannerisms)
 
Hey, I spent like 20 seconds writing that. Screw you Mr. Poopypants.

Lumberg said:


Your "story," if that's what you want to call your pathetic attempt at narrative, tells me that you are uptight. You are too uptight to let them rip while you are awake so they come out at night. I had a roommate like that.
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bignate73 said:
<raises hand>

i do, i do!!! sometimes its "oops" sometimes....not. :devil:

but what goes around, comes around....and it comes around sometimes. :angel:
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I think farting in front of your gf/bf is the ultimate test of love! I know he must love me if he'll put up with my stinky ass!;)
 
I fart in front of my wife, but she can´t do it, call it whatever you want, but that is just how things are around here. I remember when we were still dating like 10 years ago, and all I had for protein was albumin, man it was a pain in the ass to have to go fart elsewhere all the freaking time.But I try to avoid it, since she doesn´t like it ( but at least mine doesn´t smell, they are just so damn noisy once I woke up the baby).
 
Rio 2001 said:
I fart in front of my wife, but she can´t do it, call it whatever you want, but that is just how things are around here. I remember when we were still dating like 10 years ago, and all I had for protein was albumin, man it was a pain in the ass to have to go fart elsewhere all the freaking time.But I try to avoid it, since she doesn´t like it ( but at least mine doesn´t smell, they are just so damn noisy once I woke up the baby).
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Ha ha that could be a scene in a sitcom...


PHHBBBBB

wah wah!

HOney, you woke up the BABY!
 
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