Do you Ever Forget to Zip it?

[curling]

Man, I think one of the reason I like 501 is you can't forget to zip it. I mean I where dockers to work and I am so tired in the morning that I forget to do things. Like shave, deodorant and etc. I always remember once I am in my truck and then have to turn around to go back to shave or use the gillett gel.

But I usually get a taquito for breakfast I know it is not on the bodybuilding diet. But I like em'. Anyway I leave the circle k that is loaded with people and my taquito and my elements energy drink. Look down I and I see my white underwear hanging out. How embardicking. I wish the would make dockers that buttom too.

Do you ever forget to zip it?

 

[c-sharp minor]

Ummm...........I did leave my headlights on the other day and had to get a boost.

Does that count?

 

[Nathan]

Let's all pray to Jesus to entirely eradicate the zipper from society. Praise the Lord! Amen.

 

[notoriousQQ]

unzipped for easy access

 

[FreeballinDC]

Just thank God you wear underwear. I always double check my zipper before I leave the house.

 

[curling]

Let's all pray to Jesus to entirely eradicate the zipper from society. Praise the Lord! Amen.

Nathan, Do you believe Jesus died for you? Yes or no?

 

[WODIN]

I stopped wearing pants about a year ago and haven't had any zipper problems since.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan, Do you believe Jesus died for you? Yes or no?

Yes, he died specifically with me in mind. He was thinking, "This one's for you Nate. I'd do anything for you big guy..." You, on the other hand, never crossed his mind. He had no idea who you were and it's probably a good thing too otherwise he might not have sacrificed himself for me. You'd have messed that up just like you mess everything else up. Nobody loves you.

 

[Y_lifter]

My father in law once started out the door to work in his socks.
We still razz him about that...

I bet your future Son in Law is lovin zippers instead of cumbersome buttons...

 

[curling]

Yes, he died specifically with me in mind. He was thinking, "This one's for you Nate. I'd do anything for you big guy..." You, on the other hand, never crossed his mind. He had no idea who you were and it's probably a good thing too otherwise he might not have sacrificed himself for me. You'd have messed that up just like you mess everything else up. Nobody loves you.

You got any worms for me to eat? Since nobody loves me?

 

[curling]

My father in law once started out the door to work in his socks.
We still razz him about that...

I bet your future Son in Law is lovin zippers instead of cumbersome buttons...

That is cold hearted dude. Go ahead and laugh now. You only have a few years left until you are in my shape too.

 

[bdog527]

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I bet your future Son in Law is lovin zippers instead of cumbersome buttons... [/B]

haha

 

[Scarlett33]

I have a pair of really loose jeans that I wear around the house and they always feel unzipped. a few months ago we were having problems with the sat. dish and the guy came out to fix it. After he left I noticed that my pants had been unzipped and my underware was showing.

 

[curling]

I have a pair of really loose jeans that I wear around the house and they always feel unzipped. a few months ago we were having problems with the sat. dish and the guy came out to fix it. After he left I noticed that my pants had been unzipped and my underware was showing.

For some reason I bet he didn't mind. Another thing chicks get away and we don't we look weird with pants unzipped and chicks look good. Go figure.

 

[BonerBoy]

i take viagra and let it hang out sometimes

but the other things you could leave a stick in your truck, they are'nt that expensive

you could also buy a rechargeable electric shaver it would be a helluva lot easier than having to turn around every day