al gore, george bush, and bill gates all die at the same time. so naturally they also arrive at the pearly gates at the same time. st peter greets them and then leads them into a large room with a gigantic jewel encrusted throne in the center. at that throne sits god. he says to them "for you to stay in heaven, you must tell me what you believe ." first he asks gore and gore says "i believe in protecting the environment so that our children can enjoy the planet." god says "excellent, you can stay." he then asks bush and bush says "i believe in a strong economy so the whole world can prosper." god says "perfect, you can stay in heaven." he then turns to gates and says " tell me what you believe in bill gates." gates looks at god and says " i believe youre sitting in my chair."