I went to school with a guy named Richard Less. No shit. I am sure he is a serial killer by now, after the years of verbal abuse.
Even in front of the whole school, durring a basket ball game, whenever he missed a shot the whole friggin school would yell out "C'mon, Dickless!"
The horror. The chairman of the board at the company my dad was with when I was a kid had twins, a boy and a girl, named Adam and Eve. What the hell!?!? Didn't dad know that Adam and Eve FUCKED each other!? Dimwit.
Another one: Chrystal Chandlier went to school with my brother.
Whenever i see a kid obviously named for the goof factor, I would like to kick his/her parents ass.