Do Not Talk To Me While I'm Pissing......

[frorider6]

unless you're a chick that wants to watch and/or hold it.

I hate the retards that walk up to the urinal next to you and want to have a fucking conversation! I don't care how nice a day it is or what kind of chance the Bronco's have in their next game. Don't ask me about work, family, my car, etc. Don't ask me how I'm doing either. I had to piss, now I'm pissing, so I'm fine, leave me alone!

 

[spentagn]

my bad

 

[HappyScrappy]

I went into the bathroom at a bar last night and some fat fuck was on his cell phone with one hand and pissing with the other, and he was having some conversation with a chick.
very weird.

 

[frorider6]

And look straight down, stright ahead or straight up. NO PEEKING!

 

[MasterMind]

Ohh man I'm right there with you...whats with those wandering eyes..sometimes i just wanna whip it out and piss on thier shoes if they keep looking in my direction......one guy actaully looked at me once and said, and i quote, "nice arms, do you workout?"...Im not a homophobic guy and if they flirt with me i just tell them that im not gay, but i will talk to them if thier bored....but i really don't think the right place to flirt with any sex is in the bathroom at the urinal

 

[Rex]

Just like the ESPN commercial where the guy is giving him lessons in the bathroom. "Eyes in front of you at all times".