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Do It Yourself Funeral

Would you ever opt for a do-it-yourself funeral?

  • Sure, I'm hella crafty!

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No , Im going to be cremated and have my ashes put in my wifes douche bag to be run through one last time....lolol
 
Arabian said:
No , Im going to be cremated and have my ashes put in my wifes douche bag to be run through one last time....lolol

Which wife? By the time you die you'll be single and penniless and probably have 6 or 7 ex-wives. Be smart, just say no to marriage and yes to hookers!
 
chris302001 said:
5,000 K for you!

Do a 2 year cycle before you die....nice big muscles are much better for dissection than balls....
I hear you when I was in college I went to a class with my friend where they cutt on a body and one was a fat homeless person and I'll never forget that smell!!
 
nothing's worse than trying to get a 6 inch layer of fat off their back.........Im not trying to be disrespectful, there seriously isnt anything worse...
 
chris302001 said:
nothing's worse than trying to get a 6 inch layer of fat off their back.........Im not trying to be disrespectful, there seriously isnt anything worse...
I bet he is a doctor now and we still talk about that smell from that day. I was going to go to Physical or occupational Therapy school til that day when I learned I would have to take that class.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I bet he is a doctor now and we still talk about that smell from that day. I was going to go to Physical or occupational Therapy school til that day when I learned I would have to take that class.

The undergrad I went to had 4 donor bodies for our Anatomy class in a room about the size of a small bedroom..... Needless to say a lot of people got sick... You're right, you'll never forget that smell....
 
Spartacus said:
I've embalmed about a 1000

What kind of a difference is there between the formalin our educational donor bodies were embalmed with and stuff everyone else is embalmed with???

I've never noticed bodies at a wake smellin funny, but as Im sure you know probably better than any of us, donor bodies for education smell quite strong.

Is it a matter of spending time in a bag before getting to the lab, or is there a difference in chemicals, concentrations, etc......or perhaps a concentration of them all...
 
it's only a matter of time before some dog comes along and digs up grandma's green burial
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Which wife? By the time you die you'll be single and penniless and probably have 6 or 7 ex-wives. Be smart, just say no to marriage and yes to hookers!
Thats right. the last check I write, I want it to bounce....lolol
 
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