Do bachelor parties always get crashed?

[broley]

Seriously...bachelor parties need boobies. They really do.

Went to a bachelor party once...actually a friend of a friend told me about this one bachelor party that kicked ass. Booze, hookers and everything else in between.
The fellers girlfriends showed up and put an end to what could have turned out to be a scene from the movie "Very Bad Things". Maybe the good scene. Maybe the bad scene.
Now how did this happen? How did the girlfriends/wives show up?
SOMEBODY TOLD
I don't get it. I really don't. What good does anyone think will come out of telling their girlfriend or the wife where a bachelor party is at?
There are rules.

Went to one over the weekend. Nothing big happened there. Just a sausage fest. I drank a bottle of jagermeister, bunch o' beer and ate my weight in oysters. Lot's of fun bullshittin'. Woke up with cuts all over my hand from shucking. Sharp oyster shells and drunk equals cut.

But some of the girlfriends and/or wives showed up to pick up their fellers...
Again this happens.
WTF?
Does this usually happen?
Are you the one that always has to tell your girl what is going on?
Why I ask you. Why?

 

[from zero]

Your boys are a bunch of fucking pussies.

 

[Razorguns]

i've never heard it happen. Maybe it happens in your world.

 

[broley]

No shit
That's what I thought.
I'm looking for new friends as we speak.

 

[from zero]

Atta boy!

 

[d3track]

yeah, thats just weird

i've never heard of that before

 

[broley]

no shit.
I knew it was fucked up....

We were in this parking lot late at night a few years back. The police show up to see what's going on. They told us to all go home because they were sure some have been drinking. One says "I haven't been drinking. Check me. I'll take a breathalyzer." Mr Popo says if he takes one, of course we all take one. We say no thanks. Have a good night.
There are people that just don't seem to have a clue. They didn't then and they, for the most part, still don't. Don't get it. Is this learned..or is it natural selection?

 

[tiger88]

didnt read wht u said

but hookers and booze alwatys make fun

at this one i was at

this stripper/hooker had her clit peirced and she unatacked it and pulled out a pearl necklace out her cunt and wore it as a belly chain

it fucking cool like u cant believe

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I would never marry a woman who would show up at the bachelor party... unless she was the stripper

 

[broley]

didnt read wht u said

but hookers and booze alwatys make fun

at this one i was at

this stripper/hooker had her clit peirced and she unatacked it and pulled out a pearl necklace out her cunt and wore it as a belly chain

it fucking cool like u cant believe

That is the poop right there!
And I'll bet not one person told their girl.

 

[tiger88]

That is the poop right there!
And I'll bet not one person told their girl.

ya of course


keep it crypto

never tell!

plus she blew him as well

ya never tell and WHAT HAPPEND AND AND NEVER TELL WHERE IT IS AT !

this was a dude job he worked at a glass cutting place so did it at the break room with the hooker and then we hit the town and some stuff

 

[gonelifting]

Of all my years, I`ve never been to a bachelor party.

My bro just went to Vegas for his friend`s.

 

[tiger88]

Of all my years, I`ve never been to a bachelor party.

My bro just went to Vegas for his friend`s.

when i get married u gonna roll up at mine?



u can bring cum cubes

 

[from zero]

when i get married u gonna roll up at mine?



u can bring cum cubes

LMAO

 

[gonelifting]

LOL yeah Tiger we`ll have it in the shed. Sure I`ll bring the ice. (if requested)

 

[tiger88]

LOL yeah Tiger we`ll have it in the shed. Sure I`ll bring the ice. (if requested)

cool

u got some one for me to marry?

 

[Becoming]

Your boys are a bunch of fucking pussies.

seriously - I am suprised some didn't call their mommies to pick them up...

 

[indianburn]

seriously - I am suprised some didn't call their mommies to pick them up...

No doubt. I mean the only time I have ever seen it was in the movie Bachelor Party. And that was a movie.

Just to make this thread a little more interesting what would you have done if one of you best friends killed the hooker accidently like in "Very Bad Things" Would you tried to cover it up like they did or would you call the cops? And if you did call the cops do you think the guy that accidently killed her would have did time?

 

[broley]

seriously - I am suprised some didn't call their mommies to pick them up...

They did. They called their girls.
All and everyone of 'em are whipped.
Can't blame them though. All guys that have girlfriends/wives are whipped.

 

[indianburn]

They did. They called their girls.
All and everyone of 'em are whipped.
Can't blame them though. All guys that have girlfriends/wives are whipped.

That is not true some guys still no how to control their women not vice a versa. I can't believe guys can get so whipped. I mean the whipness should where off in a year at best.

 

[tiger88]

post some pics of the hooker