Newbie, listen. The key to quickest fat loss possible IS to explode the DNP in your stomach. You should know that by now. Easiest way to do this, is to chunk 400 mg's of DNP, flush it down with nitroglyserine and go jumping around with a pogo stick for a minute or two. (Sometimes half a second is enough, though). If you don't have a pogo stick, you can always do the good ol' "Running Man", ala MC Hammer.
If you succeed in this, then everybody will be like: HOLY CRAP!