disturbing trend

[tuc biscuit]

I went out lasy night and didn't get laid again!!!!!!!!!!


the only explination is that the women feel themselves to not be good enough for, or deserving of me

 

[Imnotdutch]

I went out lasy night and didn't get laid again!!!!!!!!!!


the only explination is that the women feel themselves to not be good enough for, or deserving of me

sounds like you got em all figured out........

 

[BileStew]

Maybe if you washed your pinky?

 

[jerkbox]

Maybe if you washed your pinky?

and stopped sticking it in your butt

 

[strongsmartsexy]

and stopped sticking it in your butt

Maybe the reason they don't want to have any of him is he's not sticking it in HIS butt....

 

[tuc biscuit]

it was real annoying, one woman was looking at me and smiling for a couple of hours, when I talked to her she looked like I had just taken a shit on her new persian rug.....wtf??????

 

[Moderate_THIS]

yes, I see the trend, it's asymptotically approaching autofellatio

 

[Imnotdutch]

it was real annoying, one woman was looking at me and smiling for a couple of hours, when I talked to her she looked like I had just taken a shit on her new persian rug.....wtf??????

Damn thats harsh........she was prob just doing it to see if she still had it. Forget it mang and move on.



Damn that is the first time I ever said 'mang'.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Damn thats harsh........she was prob just doing it to see if she still had it. Forget it mang and move on.



Damn that is the first time I ever said 'mang'.

stupid thing is, she was like 40 years old and in decent, but not great shape, she should have jumped at the chance to let me get my fingers dirty

 

[Imnotdutch]

stupid thing is, she was like 40 years old and in decent, but not great shape, she should have jumped at the chance to let me get my fingers dirty

We have a girl at work who is like this. She is a real cock-tease but when ever people try to get closer she goes all cold. Funny as hell watching her play her games

 

[strongsmartsexy]

We have a girl at work who is like this. She is a real cock-tease but when ever people try to get closer she goes all cold. Funny as hell watching her play her games

Next time just walk up to her and say "That extra weight looks good on you. You no longer have that halloween spooky look"

 

[jayjuicer9]

women get shy this time of year. Cold weather=no tan..Cold weather=less time in the bathroom=hairy legs and snapper. Summer comes along and so do the HIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZos...

 

[tuc biscuit]

I was really in the mood last night as well, probably best that she didn't subject herself to a night with me....I would have tore her asshole to pieces.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Next time just walk up to her and say "That extra weight looks good on you. You no longer have that halloween spooky look"

lmao........I already remind her about her big fat ass on aregular basis but your line is way better.

 

[jayjuicer9]

two in the pink one in the stink..godda love it ladies.lol

 

[strongsmartsexy]

two in the pink one in the stink..godda love it ladies.lol

Also known as the bowling ball grip.

 

[Fina Junkie]

You're meant to be gay