Dilemnas suck

[Austin316]

Ok right now I have a freaking dilemna, for the past like 10 days my hormones have been in OVERDRIVE and its driving me nuts, i went to the mall today and alls I found myself doin is looking at all the good looking girls and thinkingnot so pure thoughts, basically Ive had a much higher desire to have sex, I know I could get that, girls for some reason like me, never really noticed it but now I do, however I don't wanna lose my V card to some one night thing and wanna be in love, so my damn hormones and morals and all that are at war and its driving me INSANE

 

[Latimer]

Does masturbating interfere with your set of morals?

 

[Star]

I gave him the same advice..........then he logged off so I would say he has now gone to take care of business.

Star

 

[Taps]

No offense, bud, but I think you're just looking for an excuse to rail the shit out of some little slut.

Why not just find some girl you get along with, and have sex with her? I understand your desire to wait, but you're gonna regret it I gaurantee.

 

[Austin316]

lol @ star, umm yea I do that, then 5 minutes later I could go again, fucking christ Im 20!! lol Ill be on test soon as well

 

[extreme8heart]

lol @ star, umm yea I do that, then 5 minutes later I could go again, fucking christ Im 20!! lol Ill be on test soon as well

Ah yes once again I stumble upon the writings of the plump one. You're a virgin?I'm shocked[holds in laughter] your problem at the mall in relation to the female gender is quite simple. A woman is not attracted to an over-weight waddling fellow, who is wearing a shirt which says "Gimme A Hell Yeah" on the back...and who is also juggling two orange julius' and 3 pretzels...but anyway back to the point of this comical post. Oh pardon me there is no point to this, leave your tales of loneliness in the barn cow

Adieu

 

[Frackal]

Austin forget about your morals. You wait to fuck a girl you fall in love with, you'll spend most of your life masturbating.

 

[Night Fly]

I understand what you mean about wanting to wait...and I don't blame you. Just suck it up and don't do anything that you will regret.

 

[Star]

Austin drive to north Dakota already.

Star

 

[Pebcak]

Austin,

Think of it this way. What is banging one girl going to do for you? You'll comprimise your morals, then be horny again 25 minutes later, give or take 20 minutes. Just keep the ultraglide near by and keep rubbing them out.

Once you add Test into the mix your going to feel like this for 12 straight weeks. Why let the fact that you are on AS (or going to be on) make you do some thing your going to regret. It would be the same as someone going out, getting drunk, and having a one night stand. You'll have live with yourself in the morning.

Oh, by the way. I'm glad I'm not in your situation.

Pebcak

 

[theoak01]

lots of ky jelly and porn is what you need

you have good morals my friend don't stray from them as sex is just that to most people in society,wait for the one and please yourself,no guy does it for fun we do it to get by right,your time will come

 

[Austin316]

yea guys Im not gonna do something I know Id regret, but like I said, lately its been tempting to say fuck it, but thats just hormones i know Id be unhappy about it later, test will def suck!! lol and no star she's not my type lol!!

as for extreme, ha ha ha u is smrt, 10th grade must a been real easy for u, don't sweat 11th

 

[Star]

Ok, Ok, Austin I know you have been savin up your cash just forget the cycle jump on a plane and I will end your misery for you. I know, I know, No reason to thank me.........Somebody has to take one for the team and it might as well be me.....lol

Star

 

[Jimsbbc]

God damn Star!

Austin - didn't you just get off a cycle and clomid therapy? I have about 2 weeks left @245 right now. I'm a fucking atomic horn dog, but i'm with you on the moral thing. I don't want to just go fuck someone, but damn these college girls are looking good and asking for it....

 

[Austin316]

Ok, Ok, Austin I know you have been savin up your cash just forget the cycle jump on a plane and I will end your misery for you. I know, I know, No reason to thank me.........Somebody has to take one for the team and it might as well be me.....lol

Star

lol ud do that for lil ole me huh? Ive got money so don't be bluffing or tempting me now

 

[paradox]

You obviously should castrate yourself. jk

 

[Sintal]

[Fixes Eyebrows]

<Refined Elven Voice>

Ahem, yes it is I, Sintal, high elven lord from the institute of higher learning. Funny indeed, this chap here, wishing to get laid? Dear god, I hope you realize lad, you adorn the looks of a beastily trolloc. I suggest, you take your beastily hide and perhaps find a strumpet to mate with, indeed, would be a hideous one, but nonetheless hope for you is in the form of a cudgel. Aim at the heart, stab well, my friend.

 

[Austin316]

Fuck it, chaulk this whole post up to a momentary loss of reasoning, Im not gonna do jack shit till Im good and ready, that means never, so be it....Ill try and date around but thats pretty much the extent for now, date, meet people, and figure out what it is I want