Hell Blue, you live close enough for a live show. I'll get us a hotel room in Cornwall. You bring your vibrator. If I do me and you do yourself...and we just happen to be in the same room naked; Cindy said that's not cheating.
(Best not to ask her though since she probably doesn't remember.)
I'll even shoot HCG the morning before so I can shoot maverick style ropes.
P.S. I sent you something tasteful to start you thinking dirty thoughts.