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*Did You Know........*

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DID YOU KNOW???




1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.

5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.

6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head
in the sand (or attempted to do so).

7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that
consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary
school.

11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000
times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made
or received a telephone call.

13. Rats and horses can't vomit.

14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be
the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try
to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head
or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could
have over million descendants.

17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why
does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have
any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for
dating are already married.

22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.




Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow ???
 
I can lick my eyebrows but not my elbow. Belgians are sadistic bastards.

Did you know that pig's pee-pees are shaped like cork screws and when two of them get to humpin they go for up to twelve hours straight!
 
MommaKin said:
11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000
times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

damn...i got a lot to look forward to

btw i can lick my elbows
 
WODIN said:

Did you know that pig's pee-pees are shaped like cork screws and when two of them get to humpin they go for up to twelve hours straight!

*Praying for re-incarnation over here!!!*

:)
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WODIN said:
Did you know that pig's pee-pees are shaped like cork screws and when two of them get to humpin they go for up to twelve hours straight!

if you are gonne tell this tell it straight..the dont go at it for 12 hours...they have 12 hours orgasms
 
MrMuscle said:
if you are gonne tell this tell it straight..the dont go at it for 12 hours...they have 12 hours orgasms

They're humpin too you dip noodled tuto wearing cum breathed dog turd eating hippo fart!
 
WODIN said:


They're humpin too you dip noodled tuto wearing cum breathed dog turd eating hippo fart!

dont get your pyramids in a switch old man river. the humping is just as short as your is, 30 seconds flat. but then the orgasme itself lasts for up to 12 hours..they just stand around shaking..like you do when you envision you and cornholio in a threesome with yogi bear
 
I'm sure if I ripped your arms off... and held it to your face, you could lick your elbows quite easily.

C
 
Did YOU know that if you dream you are falling and you do not wake up before you actually fall in the dream..you'll die?
 
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