Did you know that there has never been a documented attack..

[biteme]

On humans by coyotes. Surely they have. They are very sneaky. Gf is watching desperate housewives. So I'm gonna be here for awhile

 

[Gambino]

you'd have to be a major pussy to get attacked by a coyote
they are small and weak

around here they have these events called round ups...bunch of peeps get together, make coyoyte calls, and whoever has the most kills wins a purse

 

[biteme]

you'd have to be a major pussy to get attacked by a coyote
they are small and weak

around here they have these events called round ups...bunch of peeps get together, make coyoyte calls, and whoever has the most kills wins a purse

Bro this is Texas where everything is bigger. I've seen some as big as German Shepherds around here. They are very intelligent animals. One likes to be in the same spot every night when I drive home from work. He watches me with great curiousity.

 

[Gambino]

Bro this is Texas where everything is bigger. I've seen some as big as German Shepherds around here. They are very intelligent animals. One likes to be in the same spot every night when I drive home from work. He watches me with great curiousity.

no way
gimmie a sec

 

[biteme]

no way
gimmie a sec

Yes, way. I've seen them close up. Big bastards. They're everywhere around here.

 

[Gambino]

Bro this is Texas where everything is bigger. I've seen some as big as German Shepherds around here. They are very intelligent animals. One likes to be in the same spot every night when I drive home from work. He watches me with great curiousity.

"The coyote stands less than 0.6 meters (2 ft) tall and varies in color from white-gray to tan with sometimes a reddish tint to its coat. A coyote's ears and nose appear long and pointed, especially in relation to the size of its head. It weighs between 9 and 22 kilograms (20 – 50 lb), averaging 14 kilograms (31 lb). The coyote can be identified by its thick bushy tail, which it often holds low to the ground. It can be distinguished from its much larger relative, the Gray Wolf, by its overall slight appearance compared to the massive size and stockiness of the bigger canid, which typically weighs 34 to 57 kilograms (74 to 125 lb). The coyote is an extremely lean animal and may appear underfed even if healthy.

The northeast coyote and the Cape Cod coyote are thought to be a 50% mix with the Red Wolf. Coyotes can also hybridize and produce fertile offspring with Gray Wolves and domestic dogs. However, practical constraints such as the timing of estrus cycles and the need for both parents to care for the pups limit such crosses in the wild. Hybrids between coyotes and domestic dogs are known as "Coydogs""

that animal you are seeing cannot be a pure coyote, they just don't get that big...

 

[biteme]

51 lbs. huh? I've seen some that weigh at least 75. They're getting bigger.

 

[Gambino]

51 lbs. huh? I've seen some that weigh at least 75. They're getting bigger.

fatties like their american counterparts

 

[PICK3]

51 lbs. huh? I've seen some that weigh at least 75. They're getting bigger.

Texas coyotes juice.

 

[biteme]

fatties like their american counterparts

Yeah they eat well around here and probably get plenty of steroids in their diet.

 

[PICK3]

If a coyote attacks ... ask yourself, "What would the Road Runner do?"

 

[biteme]

If a coyote attacks ... ask yourself, "What would the Road Runner do?"

You ever seen a roadrunner? Those fuckers are fast as lightning. Just like in the cartoon.

 

[PICK3]

No, I've never seen a Road Runner.

 

[biteme]

No, I've never seen a Road Runner.

I didn't see one until I was in my late 20's and of all places it was in a field by our apartments. Since then, I've seen a few. You'll know when you see one, because they look just like the roadrunner in the cartoon.

 

[PICK3]

I didn't see one until I was in my late 20's and of all places it was in a field by our apartments. Since then, I've seen a few. You'll know when you see one, because they look just like the roadrunner in the cartoon.

Do they also fly? Or, just run like a MoFo?

 

[biteme]

Do they also fly? Or, just run like a MoFo?

I've never seen them fly, so I don't know. They run like a blur.

 

[PICK3]

I've never seen them fly, so I don't know. They run like a blur.

I'm going to get on and put it on a lease and take it for a walk in the park to score poon.

 

[redguru]

A Dingo ate my bay-by.

 

[biteme]

roadrunners eat their own crap.