Did Jesus ever score?

[PoyeBoy]

I bet he did, he was like a pretty good magician, chicks dig guys that have magic, I of all people should know, I was a warlock a while back.

 

[hardrock]

He was quarterback and captain of his high school football team. My grandma used to date him. She says everyone always assumed he was gay. I hope this helps.

 

[PoyeBoy]

need more input

 

[Lestat]

3rd input?

 

[from zero]

Mary Magdalene orb. He fucked her silly.

 

[string_bean00]

Of course. Chicks dig the dudes with beards.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

you people are gross

 

[jh1]

Mary Magdalene orb. He fucked her silly.

 

[perkele]

U think God gave him a larger schlong than to others?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I doubt it the Holy Land Beaver was sort of on the hairy side back then! Besides you think God is going to have a bastard Grandson running around in the the Bethlehem hood? I think not! Let's face facts the sheep to person ration was like 100/1 one so I figure every so often in the manger he hit some sweet wooley pie!

 

[string_bean00]

I doubt it the Holy Land Beaver was sort of on the hairy side back then! Besides you think God is going to have a bastard Grandson running around in the the Bethlehem hood? I think not! Let's face facts the sheep to person ration was like 100/1 one so I figure every so often in the manger he hit some sweet wooley pie!

Blasphemy.

 

[Forge]

Mary Magdalene orb. He fucked her silly.

This man speaketh the trutheth.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Blasphemy.

http://www.churchofsatan.com/

 

[Code]

According to the Dead Sea Scrolls, Jesus married Mary Magdelene and had 3 children.

To support that, what two women were present at Christ's burial tomb when he rose?

Mary (his mom) and Mary Magdelene.

 

[jh1]

I don't know if he ever went all the way... but Mary gave hella head....

 

[Seashell]

You're all going to hell.

Especially From Zero.

 

[tripleblonde]

this thread is so wrong on so many levels

 

[PoyeBoy]

You're all going to hell.

Especially From Zero.

well, I think it is a great question SeaScone

On a side note, I could see Jesus bangin some chick and looking at himself in the mirror and giving himself a thumbs up, kinda like in American Physco

 

[Becoming]

looking at himself in the mirror and giving himself a thumbs up, kinda like in American Physco

I love that scene0- one of the best of all times...

but I agree you all should stock up on the summer clothes...

 

[saint808]

Jesus saved... Gretzky scrored.

 

[jh1]

I love that scene0- one of the best of all times...

but I agree you all should stock up on the summer clothes...

LOL... you think they let you wear summer clothes in hell? LOL... that wouldn't be hell then.

If there is one, all my friends are gonna be there... so might as well.

 

[from zero]

You're all going to hell.

Especially From Zero.

How come orb?

 

[BileStew]

Mary Magdalene orb. He fucked her silly.

LMAO...you ass-abyss.

 

[Paulo]

You're all going to hell.

Especially From Zero.

Heaven and Hell is a state of mind

We live a little bit of each every day.

 

[WODIN]

It would have been anathema for him not to have been married and have children. This was the fundamental cornerstone of judeaic society at the time. To not have a wife and children was s sin against god.

 

[Gambino]

Blasphemy.

definetly

 

[WODIN]

definetly

There is no way that the truth is blasphemy.

 

[Paulo]

LOL, you want some good ol blasphemy? Read Edmund Zekely's "Essene Origins of Christianity"

It will either make you scratch your chin; or make you want to burn the book and its author.

 

[rpol]

It would have been anathema for him not to have been married and have children. This was the fundamental cornerstone of judeaic society at the time. To not have a wife and children was s sin against god.

Well at least somebody knows basic doctrine
Just not christs doctrine.
Poye just keep digging.

 

[fyxgel]

I bet he did, he was like a pretty good magician, chicks dig guys that have magic, I of all people should know, I was a warlock a while back.

if you intended to get flamed this is a good way to make it happen.
that is unless everyone on this board is a sacreligious disrespectful snob.

 

[PoyeBoy]

if you intended to get flamed this is a good way to make it happen.
that is unless everyone on this board is a sacreligious disrespectful snob.

well he was pretty good with magic you gotta say that though, not david copperfield, the real stuff, david blaine stuff

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i think the dude scored plenty of times. look at all the dudes runnin around now named Jesus and they score plenty as well.

 

[supersizeme]

no he didn't. proof of this is in Big Lebowski when the guy named jesus says, "You do not fuck with the Jesus."

 

[FoxyDiva]

Poye, you are an evil evil man

 

[Buddy_Christ]

foxydiva - if i was Jesus and you were Mary Magdeline, we'd get it on.

 

[FoxyDiva]

foxydiva - if i was Jesus and you were Mary Magdeline, we'd get it on.

Were'nt people really dirty back then?

I don't think we'd get it on if you were dirty, of course if you were dirty but drove a porsche maybe I could make an exception

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Were'nt people really dirty back then?

I don't think we'd get it on if you were dirty, of course if you were dirty but drove a porsche maybe I could make an exception

we'd bathe in holy water.

then we'd get dirty.

you just want to ride in a porsche cause you want a guy driving stick with you there.

 

[FoxyDiva]

we'd bathe in holy water.

then we'd get dirty.

you just want to ride in a porsche cause you want a guy driving stick with you there.

Then you'd turn water into appletini's and we'd throw giant bash at the Tower of Babel

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well, i'd want to eat first.