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What Dennis Miller said about the war.
"All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has
got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading
opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion from some
of you.
As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice
someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep it Simple,
Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those
who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and
recognize a few important facts.
Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this
important issue:
1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.
2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing,
keep this in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human
Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your
own math here.
3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military
Victories," your reply will be "Did you mean French Military
Defeats?"
4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your
school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and
robbing you of the education you deserve.
5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval
before they try to kill us.
6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the
President. He just plays one on TV.
7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin
Laden wants you dead, too.
8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in
the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell
computer dude.
9) We are not trying to liberate them.
10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young
men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to
speak out. We all need to support them without reservation."
now where's my karma?
"All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has
got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading
opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion from some
of you.
As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice
someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep it Simple,
Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those
who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and
recognize a few important facts.
Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this
important issue:
1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.
2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing,
keep this in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human
Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your
own math here.
3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military
Victories," your reply will be "Did you mean French Military
Defeats?"
4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your
school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and
robbing you of the education you deserve.
5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval
before they try to kill us.
6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the
President. He just plays one on TV.
7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin
Laden wants you dead, too.
8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in
the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell
computer dude.
9) We are not trying to liberate them.
10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young
men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to
speak out. We all need to support them without reservation."
now where's my karma?
