Denise Richards is doing Playboy

[supersizeme]

Yee-uh. the December issue.

"Wild Things babe Denise Richards is reportedly considering an offer to bare all for Playboy this Christmas. The actress, who is married to Charlie Sheen, has been approached by bosses at the men's magazine, who want her to strip for their December 2004 issue. According to insiders, Richards is interested in showing off her sensational post-baby body but has refused a full-nude pictorial. " -GQ Magazine


Denise = HOT. she gives me biggest blackest boner ever. as slickdadd would agree, she's got thingies.

 

[perkele]

Yee-uh. the December issue.

"Wild Things babe Denise Richards is reportedly considering an offer to bare all for Playboy this Christmas. The actress, who is married to Charlie Sheen, has been approached by bosses at the men's magazine, who want her to strip for their December 2004 issue. According to insiders, Richards is interested in showing off her sensational post-baby body but has refused a full-nude pictorial. " -GQ Magazine


Denise = HOT. she gives me biggest blackest boner ever. as slickdadd would agree, she's got thingies.

Denise > eyebrows = hot

 

[Y_lifter]

You're Black ?

 

[Boss101]

but has refused a full-nude pictorial.

That sucks, I was getting excited to.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Now if we can only get her to do porn.

one step at a time I suppose.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

nice

 

[zxe003]

That'll be nice............hey I heard that they used a body double for her in that threesome scene in wild things. Is that true?

 

[supersizeme]

You're Black ?

No but in certain states of extreme arrousal it turns black and starts talking shit.

 

[MAX 300]

I thought Layboy magazine died in the 80's or at the latest with the advent of internet porn.

I mean seriously, whould 'buy' a a porno magazine these days?

 

[Y_lifter]

No but in certain states of extreme arrousal it turns black and starts talking shit.

Like jesse jackson ?

 

[sawastea]

I'm an 12 year subscriber to Playboy. Got my first subscription when I was 13. Next up it Spears

 

[slickdadd]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch and stuff. Hopefully she'll get naked but let's not jinx it.

 

[supersizeme]

 

[from zero]

Well I guess since her acting career went nowhere, she's gotta make money somehow.

 

[hardrock]

I thought Layboy magazine died in the 80's or at the latest with the advent of internet porn.

I mean seriously, whould 'buy' a a porno magazine these days?

The only time I buy it anymore is when there is a hottie celebrity in it. It aint no jerk mag like wen I was 12. Gots the internet for that

 

[ChefWide]

Like jesse jackson ?

He said 'black' not 'black and stupid'.

 

[ChefWide]

And had she not been infected by Chalie Esteves' Chorizo, i would have gladly licked her southern unibrow.

 

[Y_lifter]

She has what I call bow tie lip...

You know how it kinds curves up in the top center showing a bit of teeth ?

I love that..

 

[supersizeme]

internet porn has claimed all of our souls

just think if you walked into a sperm bank all ready to donate and they handed you a magazine. you'd laugh and then ask if they have a laptop instead and then pull out your USB keychain flash drive loaded with 128 mb of your best porn, spin it around your fingers a few times and be like, who dis.

 

[notoriousQQ]

only thing sweeter than her doing playboy would be if she would do a threesome nude scene that would show off her great t & a.

 

[ChefWide]

only thing sweeter than her doing playboy would be if she would do a threesome nude scene that would show off her great t & a.

I think it might be sweeter if she and Mrs. Chef started up a purely sexual lesbian affair, then branched out to include my Stainless Steel Love Whisk.

 

[supersizeme]

only thing sweeter than her doing playboy would be if she would do a threesome nude scene that would show off her great t & a.

yeah and if she played like some rich bitch's daughter who liked to shoot skeet.

 

[notoriousQQ]

yeah and the only thing that would be sweeter than her shooting skeet would be her swallowing skeet.

skeeet skeeeet skeeeeet.

yeah and if she played like some rich bitch's daughter who liked to shoot skeet.

 

[Y_lifter]

Right about now I'd be happy if she would come do my laundry..
And fold and Iron my shiz

 

[bran987]

internet porn has claimed all of our souls

just think if you walked into a sperm bank all ready to donate and they handed you a magazine. you'd laugh and then ask if they have a laptop instead and then pull out your USB keychain flash drive loaded with 128 mb of your best porn, spin it around your fingers a few times and be like, who dis.

totally

where do we go now? having to have multiple movies running at once to get the job done.. how do we up the ante more? virtual reality?

 

[Y_lifter]

totally

where do we go now? having to have multiple movies running at once to get the job done.. how do we up the ante more? virtual reality?

Live women ???

 

[notoriousQQ]

speaking of porn. does anyone know how to remove the sweat, lotion and spunk smell out of a room from rubbing out a good one?

 

[bran987]

Live women ???

she's only in the mood a couple times per week man, I'd go crazy if not other methods

 

[Nathan]

internet porn has claimed all of our souls

just think if you walked into a sperm bank all ready to donate and they handed you a magazine. you'd laugh and then ask if they have a laptop instead and then pull out your USB keychain flash drive loaded with 128 mb of your best porn, spin it around your fingers a few times and be like, who dis.

lol. You're funny.

 

[Razorguns]

in a few years, she'll be a MILF, so she knows this is her one chance to do something like this and enjoy the spotlight.

Besides, i think it's her DUTY to share that godly awesome hot body with us men.

 

[WODIN]

Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please!

 

[Testosterone boy]

internet porn has claimed all of our souls

just think if you walked into a sperm bank all ready to donate and they handed you a magazine. you'd laugh and then ask if they have a laptop instead and then pull out your USB keychain flash drive loaded with 128 mb of your best porn, spin it around your fingers a few times and be like, who dis.

You got serious talent bro.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I thought Layboy magazine died in the 80's or at the latest with the advent of internet porn.

I mean seriously, whould 'buy' a a porno magazine these days?

Dude, Playboy isn't porn. The pictures are works of art, serving as a bonus to everything else in the mag. Every month has an A(or close to it)list celebrity interview that's usually 10 pages long-more than any other magazine I've seen. The fiction stories are good too. Two or three issues ago, they had a short story entitled Guts by the guy who wrote Fight Club.

Playboy isn't even considered jerkoff material anymore, and that's why it's getting classier every year.

If you want porn, search the internet or look at Hustler, Penthouse, etc.

 

[Robert Jan]

Yeah it's hardly porn.

 

[sigweed]

key word here is CONSIDERING...

lets all have a moment of prayer as we visualize her naked goodies

 

[MaGilicuti]

she is bangin as hell

 

[Bullit]

I like things.

I like thingies.

 

[dzulboy]

Now if we can only get her to do porn.

one step at a time I suppose.

for the love of god i hope she doesn't ry acting lmao as to the full frontal thing dude she just had a kid ewwwwww

 

[big_bad_buff]

did her

 

[Insano]

This chick has one the the best "fish lip" mouths i have ever seen. A close second to Jessica Alba who i like to call " The best mouth on network Television"...

 

[Wynn]

In grandmotherly voice: "That would be such a nice spread."

 

[perkele]

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