Define your ideal woman?

[out_at_sea]

Is the ideal woman a far-fetched concept?

 

[out_at_sea]

I will take a shot at it.....
















Raina...here I come...

 

[OXANDRIN]

mute!

 

[sk*]

Umm, this one is easy.

In terms of looks:

1. 5'11 or so
2. skinny!!! with just slight muscle defenition, but I hate it when they have that tight 6pack thing going on (nothing is a worse turn off)
3. usually prefer long blonde hair, but doesn't matter too much
4. usually prefer blue or green eyes, but still doesn't matter too much
5. dresses nicely, but not slutty and is sanitary (brushes teeth, takes showers, etc)

If you ment in terms of mind or personality, I can answer that too ... but I think you ment looks.

-sk

 

[Sundance]

Umm, this one is easy.

In terms of looks:

1. 5'11 or so
2. skinny!!! with just slight muscle defenition, but I hate it when they have that tight 6pack thing going on (nothing is a worse turn off)
3. usually prefer long blonde hair, but doesn't matter too much
4. usually prefer blue or green eyes, but still doesn't matter too much
5. dresses nicely, but not slutty and is sanitary (brushes teeth, takes showers, etc)

If you ment in terms of mind or personality, I can answer that too ... but I think you ment looks.

-sk

Not a bad taste..

 

[duritz]

5'8
125 lbs.
tan
34DD
always wears thongs on no undies at all
is pusuing her doctorate or is already a Doctor
her parents are dead
virgin
drive a benz or some sort of cool sports car
loves sports
loves giving oral
hates getting oral
wants to really try anal
doesn't think condoms are necessary
understands weekends are time for you to hang out with your friends
swallows
likes bukkake
wants to learn how to deep throat
loves to cook
really loves to clean
enjoys cutting the grass and washing the car
loves to give massages
hates getting massages
loves porn
wants to make a lot of private porn someday when she is married
is bisexual
loves to watch people play video games
thinks farts and burps are funny
loves to work out
realizes she should be on a diet the rest of her life but you can stop at 40
loves to spend money on her boyfriend
doesn't believe a guy should pay
will let her man cheat only if she could watch, video tape and join in


i can't think of anything else.. can you??

 

[out_at_sea]

Umm, this one is easy.

In terms of looks:

1. 5'11 or so
2. skinny!!! with just slight muscle defenition, but I hate it when they have that tight 6pack thing going on (nothing is a worse turn off)
3. usually prefer long blonde hair, but doesn't matter too much
4. usually prefer blue or green eyes, but still doesn't matter too much
5. dresses nicely, but not slutty and is sanitary (brushes teeth, takes showers, etc)

If you ment in terms of mind or personality, I can answer that too ... but I think you ment looks.

-sk

If I may add ..no older than 39..
Nice personality would be a bonus!

 

[sk*]

If I may add ..no older than 39..
Nice personality would be a bonus!

Haha lol, I am actually dating someone who is 15years older than me. Ideal would be someone about 2months younger than me though.

Also regarding boobs and ass ... I don't pay all that much attention but C cups are nice and a moderate ass (not too huge or anything).

-sk

 

[sk*]

5'8
125 lbs.
tan
34DD
always wears thongs on no undies at all
is pusuing her doctorate or is already a Doctor
her parents are dead
virgin
drive a benz or some sort of cool sports car
loves sports
loves giving oral
hates getting oral
wants to really try anal
doesn't think condoms are necessary
understands weekends are time for you to hang out with your friends
swallows
likes bukkake
wants to learn how to deep throat
loves to cook
really loves to clean
enjoys cutting the grass and washing the car
loves to give massages
hates getting massages
loves porn
wants to make a lot of private porn someday when she is married
is bisexual
loves to watch people play video games
thinks farts and burps are funny
loves to work out
realizes she should be on a diet the rest of her life but you can stop at 40
loves to spend money on her boyfriend
doesn't believe a guy should pay
will let her man cheat only if she could watch, video tape and join in


i can't think of anything else.. can you??

Parents are dead, LOL.

-sk

 

[sk*]

 

[out_at_sea]

Haha lol, I am actually dating someone who is 15years older than me. Ideal would be someone about 2months younger than me though.

Also regarding boobs and ass ... I don't pay all that much attention but C cups are nice and a moderate ass (not too huge or anything).

-sk

wow..baby raper..

Older women are cool..

 

[WarriorPL]

Let's me do what I want and does what I tell her.

 

[sk*]

Let's me do what I want and does what I tell her.

I thought that was a given, lol.

Seriously, I love a woman that will speak her own mind, but they need to be able to hold conversations and not get emotional half way thru.

-sk

 

[HULKSTER]

Is the ideal woman a far-fetched concept?

My ideal woman?

Answer: one that can't reproduce.

 

[casualbb]

hmmm.... I'd need three things

1. Attraction
2. Loyalty
3. Good conversations

(4. Sex ...I'm assuming she's not celibate)

I think that covers it.

-casualbb

 

[Raina]

Raina...here I come...

Thanks.

I like girls who are shorter than I am-- I'm 5'7 but am almost always in heels. I guess it's hard to decide from there. I like blondes wiht blue eyes and I love dark haired dark eyed women. I don't like girls who are waify thin. Women are meant to be curvy. I'm a big fan of flat etched tummies and sexy legs.

 

[theoak01]

A Irish women who can go pint for pint with me for Guinness and still have a tight banging body.

now all you fuckers say its not possible but I have found this women and if I werent taken Id be with her in a heart beat.

she immigrated from ireland and comes drinking with me and my buddy and holds her own well shes about 5'6 115lbs c-d boobs and a hour glass shape

 

[theoak01]

the western european women tend to have that I find,which is great that way the seed will stay strong lol I wouldnt complain we there were eventually just Irish and Scots,no offense to anyone else I just find I get along with celts more than other people

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

My Ideal woman right now is NONE. Screw that, I see what happens to my friends when they are in relationships.

 

[The Ranger]

3 foot tall, with a flat head and owns her own boat....short enough to give head without bending over, or getting in the way of the TV screen, and the nice, flat head gives me someplace to rest my long neck Bud....

heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[KAYNE]

A WHORE INSIDE THE BEDROOM BUT A LADY OUTSIDE OF IT.

 

[Lao Tzu]

She must have 1 year plow experience
she must have no history of retardation in family
and she must have nice face

 

[slobberknocker]

I want my next girlfriend to be the biggest bitch. Seriously, I love that shit.

 

[WarriorPL]

3 foot tall, with a flat head and owns her own boat....short enough to give head without bending over, or getting in the way of the TV screen, and the nice, flat head gives me someplace to rest my long neck Bud....

eviiiiil, but funny. I would love to have a midget bitch.

 

[biteme]

A real calm, serene woman. Oh, never mind. That doesn't exist.

 

[HANSEL]

I like good conversation and political debate, equivalent intellect. Agreeing on everything is lame. Athletic build and someone fun to go do things with. Someone who is optimistic and motivating.

I notice girls in school, you can tell which will be good mothers and mentors for kids and who will not. I find those intelligent motherly instincts attractive, I dont want my kids being brought up by an attractive idiot.

Oh, and someone who does not want to live around pets, blah.

 

[Testosterone boy]

3 foot tall, with a flat head and owns her own boat....short enough to give head without bending over, or getting in the way of the TV screen, and the nice, flat head gives me someplace to rest my long neck Bud....

heh heh heh

Ranger

Eh....you forgot the customized pistol grip ears and fold back teeth.



An ideal woman??????????? Eh.......it would be somebody with no exposure to the American media I would guess.

 

[biteme]

[B

Oh, and someone who does not want to live around pets, blah. [/B]

That can cause a big problem believe me. I can't stand animals in the house. My wife would let the dog in all the time and I would come in and find him lying on my pillow with his dirty dog ass rubbing on it. He got fleas all over the house and I got a nasty case of flea bites. She had a cat that had accidents all over the house. Her mother wouldn't stay with us because the house stunk so bad. Those little things turn into big problems over the years.

 

[The Shadow]

Black hair
Green eyes
Athletic
Artistic
Creative
Independent
Confident
Great laugh

 

[HANSEL]

That can cause a big problem believe me. I can't stand animals in the house. My wife would let the dog in all the time and I would come in and find him lying on my pillow with his dirty dog ass rubbing on it. He got fleas all over the house and I got a nasty case of flea bites. She had a cat that had accidents all over the house. Her mother wouldn't stay with us because the house stunk so bad. Those little things turn into big problems over the years.

OMG thats sick bro. I feel for you...just reading that made me feel a cat hair in my throat, KACK!

 

[c3bodybuilding]

My fiancee'.

Strong, caring, wondrous, loving, and the most beautiful person I have ever come across. The truth of the matter is, she defines me. She is simply wonderful.

I hope everyone out there finds someone who they can truly love one day, and that person returns this love as well.

 

[biteme]

Black hair
Green eyes
Athletic
Artistic
Creative
Independent
Confident
Great laugh

Sounds like someone I know.

 

[Sundance]

Someonewho cares about me and I dont feel ashamed to take her in public...

 

[nevertoobig]

Thanks.

I like girls who are shorter than I am-- I'm 5'7 but am almost always in heels. I guess it's hard to decide from there. I like blondes wiht blue eyes and I love dark haired dark eyed women. I don't like girls who are waify thin. Women are meant to be curvy. I'm a big fan of flat etched tummies and sexy legs.

Is every signle woman on EF bisexual or something?

Im not saying it's a bad thing....

 

[Latamier]

5'8
125 lbs.
tan
34DD
always wears thongs on no undies at all
is pusuing her doctorate or is already a Doctor
her parents are dead
virgin
drive a benz or some sort of cool sports car
loves sports
loves giving oral
hates getting oral
wants to really try anal
doesn't think condoms are necessary
understands weekends are time for you to hang out with your friends
swallows
likes bukkake
wants to learn how to deep throat
loves to cook
really loves to clean
enjoys cutting the grass and washing the car
loves to give massages
hates getting massages
loves porn
wants to make a lot of private porn someday when she is married
is bisexual
loves to watch people play video games
thinks farts and burps are funny
loves to work out
realizes she should be on a diet the rest of her life but you can stop at 40
loves to spend money on her boyfriend
doesn't believe a guy should pay
will let her man cheat only if she could watch, video tape and join in


i can't think of anything else.. can you??

If you ever find this woman, please let me know. I would just like to see what she looks like.

 

[Raina]

Is every single woman on EF bisexual or something?

Im not saying it's a bad thing....

I don't know about all of them but I know a couple are as I've kissed them. lol

 

[nevertoobig]

I don't know about all of them but I know a couple are as I've kissed them. lol

Ah..fair enough. I think I probably would have liked to spectate.

Is it some sort of female fitness/bodybuilder thing to be bisexual?