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... put down the Captain Crunch Decoder ring, the Veggie Tails coloring book and the Ricky Martin doll....



...this my dear fuck nut is YOUR big opportunity to put your money where everyone else's cock has been (- ie - that's your mouth by the way)...just making sure you are keeping pace with the sentence


Flame away.

Take your best shot.

Just in case you need it - go to: www.m-w.com as they have the newest edition of The Thesauraus for the Complete and Utter Idiot to help you with the multi-syllabic words......
 
Main Entry: 1flame
Pronunciation: 'flAm
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Middle French flamme (from Latin flamma) & flambe, from Old French, from flamble, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn -- more at BLACK
Date: 14th century
1 : the glowing gaseous part of a fire
2 a : a state of blazing combustion <the car burst into flame> b : a condition or appearance suggesting a flame or burning: as (1) : burning zeal or passion (2) : a strong reddish orange color
3 : BRILLIANCE, BRIGHTNESS
4 : SWEETHEART
5 : an angry, hostile, or abusive electronic message
 
Can I be Larry ?

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Way, according to Websters

Also a Verb...

3 : to send an angry, hostile, or abusive electronic message to or about a - flam·er noun
 
Love songs with Mr. Lunt have been playing for about a month now in our house! LOL!!! My wife cries now when she hers the word Cheeseburger.
 
rudedawg said:


No way. According to Corn a flame is not done out of anger, hate, hostility, etc......

He told me so. For this I know is true.
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This is all in good fun for remember anger leads down the path of irrational thought.
 
You guys couldnt flame if I spotted you each a blow torch and a 50 gallon drum of plutonium. Faggots I say.
 
Cornholio said:


This is all in good fun for remember anger leads down the path of irrational thought.
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I will try to remember that, but are you sure about that. Sometimes when I am angry my train of thought is more focused.
 
havoc said:
You guys couldnt flame if I spotted you each a blow torch and a 50 gallon drum of plutonium. Faggots I say.
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No,no, no.....it's You couldn't find your way to a good flame with a compass, a map, the North Star and an Indian guide leading you by the hand....
 
Cornholio said:



No,no, no.....it's You couldn't find your way to a good flame with a compass, a map, the North Star and an Indian guide leading you by the hand....
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Damn bro, you have used that shit more than your pull up diapers after a confession session with your local priest, you forgot the "lojack" as well, ya stupid fuck.
 
Cornholio said:



WOW....it must have been good if YOU memorized it.......
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No, as usual, your flames are horrific, but seeing something about 1000 times lets one remember it.
 
Steroid_Virgin said:
The only flaming corn knows about is his weekend stints as a drag queen in some shady downtown homo bar.
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Susan - if that's the best you can do - I suggest taking yourself and your semen stained sun dress and going home.....
 
Cornholio said:


Susan - if that's the best you can do - I suggest taking yourself and your semen stained sun dress and going home.....
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Susan? LOL.. thats real funny.. Heh calling me Susan? Let me guess, you knew some girl named Susan who you asked to dance in middle school at a mixer and she kicked you in the nuts and called you a pimple faced queer bait? And now its supposed to be an insult to call people susan... you're pathetic...

The only thing that's semen stained around here is your buttcheeks you homo.. And the dress was your mothers, since it was my fault, I was going to get it cleaned for her.
 
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Steroid_Virgin said:
yeah.. I thought that might shut you up...
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OMG!!
I go to lunch - come back and see this thrown at me and then you imply that it "shut me up"....

pretty nice attempt - I'll give a 3 for originality and 2 for style....you need to throw in some more original names like

Loose-Lipped Schlong Jockey

or

InsignifiCUNT


etc...




So.....pick up your thimble and dental floss and wing-nut that you uses as a jock and cock ring respectfully and hobble back to your Rear Admiral position down at the boys home before I verbally rip your rectum to such an extent that there WILL indeed be room for both your head and that Richard Simmons autographed aerobic step that you're been eyeing on E_cunt.
 
Cornholio said:



OMG!!
I go to lunch - come back and see this thrown at me and then you imply that it "shut me up"....

pretty nice attempt - I'll give a 3 for originality and 2 for style....you need to throw in some more original names like

Loose-Lipped Schlong Jockey

or

InsignifiCUNT


So.....pick up your thimble and dental floss and wing-nut that you uses as a jock and cock ring respectfully and hobble back to your Rear Admiral position down at the boys home before I verbally rip your rectum to such an extent that there WILL indeed be room for both your head and that Richard Simmons autographed aerobic step that you're been eyeing on E_cunt.
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E_cunt... & Rear Admiral, wow, hold on a sec..... Ok, Whew!!! you stunned me for a second with your amazing wit and candor, I could not move...

Ok Mr Flamer masterbator anal invader instigator Cornholing limp dick fag hag moonwalking bitch boy. I guess you like to flame like the true limp dick you come across as on the board. You couldn't buy a decent flame if you were donald fuckin trump. Here is an idea for you, quit while you are behind (we all know you love it from behind) cuz I'm set to drop your sorry ass flames like 3rd period french into the deep hole of "nice try fucknuts". Now go do something useful like trim your gerbils toe nails, cuz your dry cleaner can't get the blood out of your skivvies, and the ladies at victoria secret are on to you.
 
i simply am not into these types of flame fests..

i'd rather come straight out tha cuts with some good old fashioned irreverent sarcasm when they're least expecting it than play imagination station with the rest of the boys from romper room.
 
decem said:
i simply am not into these types of flame fests..

i'd rather come straight out tha cuts with some good old fashioned irreverent sarcasm when they're least expecting it than play imagination station with the rest of the boys from romper room.
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So in other words, you are a sucker punchin bitch, who is afraid of a real flame test?
 
I have a new riddle...

How do you keep cornholio off the boards?

Flame his little girl ass like the bitch he is, and all the suddenly he's busy and doesnt post all day long...

LOL

;)
 
Steroid_Virgin said:
I have a new riddle...

How do you keep cornholio off the boards?
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How??


Posting inane and pedantic nursery rhymes that you ripped off the nearest second grader tends to bore me to tears.....


....btw - how did you manage to get away from your pole down at Chico's Chubby Club?? Tips must be really slow as I saw you renting out that rectum to the boys down at the corner of Choke and Blow which does not fit your usual MO of the corner of Pump and Chump.....so tell me...have you earned the buck fifty to take public transportation down to your underage illegal immigrant/flavor of the month's casa???
 
Cornholio said:



How??


Posting inane and pedantic nursery rhymes that you ripped off the nearest second grader tends to bore me to tears.....


....btw - how did you manage to get away from your pole down at Chico's Chubby Club?? Tips must be really slow as I saw you renting out that rectum to the boys down at the corner of Choke and Blow which does not fit your usual MO of the corner of Pump and Chump.....so tell me...have you earned the buck fifty to take public transportation down to your underage illegal immigrant/flavor of the month's casa???
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riddle me this riddler..

how do you know that he has a pole at chico's chubby club? what are you doing at the corner of choke and blow? how do you know that he's always at the corner of pump and chump if you're not also always down there yourself?
 
decem said:





riddle me this riddler..

how do you know that he has a pole at chico's chubby club? what are you doing at the corner of choke and blow? how do you know that he's always at the corner of pump and chump if you're not also always down there yourself?
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...from yo mama's eye-witness account...she was the toofless hag peddling her coochie on the adjacent corner
 
Cornholio said:



...from yo mama's eye-witness account...she was the toofless hag peddling her coochie on the adjacent corner
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heheh.. Yo moma... thats a big no no in flames wars... now lets get off of mom's... seeing how I just got off yours. You might not recognize her the next time you see her cuz I shaved her back.
 
Steroid_Virgin said:


heheh.. Yo moma... thats a big no no in flames wars... now lets get off of mom's... seeing how I just got off yours. You might not recognize her the next time you see her cuz I shaved her back.
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Yo's is so nasty that she got to put ice down her panties every 2 hours to keep the crabs fresh....
 
hey.. my mom might be toofless.. but at least she aint fat..

corn's mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. corn's mom's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her. corn's mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY. corn's mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. corn's mom's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d. corn's mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out. corn's mom's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. corn's mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
 
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