DECEM causes power outages.

[XBiker]

Notice that he makes an appearance on EF and the suddenly the lights go out in the Northeast?

Now they're saying it started in OHIO!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=1&u=/ap/20030815/ap_on_re_us/blackout_41



A massive power blackout retreated stubbornly Friday as power officials struggled to understand why the historic outage spread in minutes through the northeastern United States and southern Canada. Lights flicked on and air conditioners restarted for some, but new problems arose as the power system struggled back to life.

There were growing indications the original problem began in Ohio, rather than New York or Canada, as some had thought.

 

[XBiker]

i still think it was sabotage

Exactly my point!

Have you been read your Miranda rights yet?

 

[decem]

fuck that.. they used to call me powder as a kid.. but that was b/c i used to sling coke.. not cuz i had crazy electrical powers.. not really... but it'd be a cool story if it was true..

besides that.. those dumbasses don't know shit yet.. everyone is trying to place the blame on everyone else..

i still think it was sabotage

 

[XBiker]

i boned a puerto rican chic named miranda... well her last name was miranda but we called her miranda cuz we were all in the navy.. anyway.. she was freaky.. and we boned a few times.. but then she went psycho.. and she keyed my car.. then like two weeks later she got in a car accident and broke her neck and had to wear one of those halos for like fucking 6 months and then she got fat as hell.. and her face broke out pretty bad too..

____ chicks as known to be scandalous and loco.

(Fill in the blank)

 

[decem]

i boned a puerto rican chic named miranda... well her last name was miranda but we called her miranda cuz we were all in the navy.. anyway.. she was freaky.. and we boned a few times.. but then she went psycho.. and she keyed my car.. then like two weeks later she got in a car accident and broke her neck and had to wear one of those halos for like fucking 6 months and then she got fat as hell.. and her face broke out pretty bad too..

 

[decem]

it's true

 

[flex123]

i boned a puerto rican chic named miranda... well her last name was miranda but we called her miranda cuz we were all in the navy.. anyway.. she was freaky.. and we boned a few times.. but then she went psycho.. and she keyed my car.. then like two weeks later she got in a car accident and broke her neck and had to wear one of those halos for like fucking 6 months and then she got fat as hell.. and her face broke out pretty bad too..

not that story but the way you tell it, is just plain comedy.