Deca, Test, and Bowflex- True Story

[casavant]

Just thought this is fucking hilarious:

I helped a friend of mine get a bottle of deca and one of test enanthate. He's running that shit and working out on his Bowflex. I shit you not. I've got some equipment at home that I offered to help him haul over to his place (olympic bench, trap bar, curl bar, olympic bar, 850 pounds of plates) so he would actually get some decent results, but he's still pounding away on that Bowflex. I've finally stopped saying anything. He can waste his money if he wants to. I'm just laughing my ass off.

 

[The Shadow]

His name isn't Randy, is it???

 

[Roadblock]

Now that he stopped telling his friend to drop the bowflex it´s time to go to action. KNOCK HIS TEETH OUT AND TAKE HIS ROIDS!

 

[casavant]

His name isn't Randy, is it???

Who's Randy?

 

[casavant]

Now that he stopped telling his friend to drop the bowflex it´s time to go to action. KNOCK HIS TEETH OUT AND TAKE HIS ROIDS!

"He" as in me? Knock my friend's teeth out? Naah, I'll just sit back and watch.

 

[supersizeme]

this man needs a power rod shoved up his arse. did he reject your offer to bring over the real equipment?

this guy is simply not serdious (*ahnald accent*)

 

[frorider6]

Why are you people such haters! Have you seen the people on the Bowflex commercials? They look great and they got that way from a revolutionary piece of equipment. You people need to accept that your "free weights" are antiquated and just don't work. This guy will look great after running a cycle and working out on this stuff.

Bowflex is the wave of the future!

 

[MP5]

Hey, bowflex is all I use. Joining a gym is a waste of money.

 

[casavant]

this man needs a power rod shoved up his arse. did he reject your offer to bring over the real equipment?

this guy is simply not serdious (*ahnald accent*)

He didn't reject my offer, he just kept putting it off so I stopped offering. I work at Gold's Gym too, so I could hook him up with a week free pass. He's already run a bottle of norandren 200 that I helped hook him up with, and gained exactly jack shit (using his trusty Bowflex, of course). If I'm going to put myself at a little risk and get nothing out of it ( I didn't charge him a cut of the price), I'd at least like to see him get big. But I'm not mad, just amazed that someone would spend almost three hundred bucks, stick themself with a needle, but not get up the motivation to use real weights. What's the term?... ROFLMAO