Dearest Wodin....

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I'm in a song mode...(notice the smiley singing).....this one I dedicate you............

Whether igloo, hut or lean-to
Or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
Which i'd rather call my home...
When I first arrived you were all such jerks
But now i've come to looove you quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophize
Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightfull fella
Sorry 'bout the salmonella
Who needs the kwik-e-mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the kwik-e-mart
Their floors are sticky-mart!
They made dad sicky-mart!
Let's hurl a bricky-mart!
That Kwik-e-mart is real-D'oh!
Who needs the kwik-e-mart?
Not Me!

 

[WODIN]

Word girllie... LOL!!! I'm flattered and disturbed all at once!

 

[Rotten]

I figured you'd have to write that in hieroglyphics for Wodin to read it.

 

[WODIN]

I figured you'd have to write that in hieroglyphics for Wodin to read it.

Aramiac is my native language.

 

[Hannibal]

Apu:"Who needs the Kwik-e-mart...I doooooooo"

Homer:"Hey he's not happy at all...he lied to us with his song."

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

hehehe...no more singing for now....but thought I'd give you more gifts Wodin

Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!

Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.

I wanna Seymour Butts.

Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!

Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?

Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!

Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here? All right, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?

Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I used to call my college roommate's girlfriend Amanda Hugginkiss b/c I couldn't recall her last name. but her first name was amanda.
good story eh?

 

[Hannibal]

Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

"Uh, I'm Mr. Hugh Jass...listen mister I'll level with ya...this is a prank call that went wrong, and I really want to hang up now....ok better luck next time."

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

hehehe...ah but Moe had a few pearls as well...

You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylan, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat

 

[Hannibal]

LOL at Moe...

"Homer what you need to do is turn that enemy into a friend...then he isn't looking...WHAM!!!! the old fork in the eye."
"Can we do it without the fork in the eye??"
"There's always a first time."

"Ooooooh looks like it's suicide for me again."

"Don't eat anything for the next week...I'm gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat."


WOW an woman that can quote the Simpsons...very impressive