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ksharp01
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I usually don't even read these emails I get but this one is really funny and wanted to pass it on.........
Dear Wife,
> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
> I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
> it...
> These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
> had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
> Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new
> hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
> boxers.
> You came home and ate in two minutes and went&n bsp;straight to bed after
> watching all of your soaps.
> You don't tell me you love me anymore. You don't want sex anymore or
> anything, either your cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what
> ever the cause I'm gone.
>
> Your Ex-Husband
>
> P.S. Don't try to find me...Your sister and I are moving away to West
> Virginia together...Have a great life..
>
> Dear Ex-Husband,
> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
> you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far
> cry from what you've been.
>
> I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining
> and gripping. I did notice your hair cut last week , the first thing that
> came
> to mind was "You look just like a girl!" but my Mother raised me not to
> say
> anything if you can't say something nice.
>
> And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
> with my Sister because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
> I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the
> price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my
> sister had borrowed $50.00 from me that morning...and your silk boxers
> were
> $49.99.
>
> After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
> So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
> quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you
> were gone.
>
> Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling
> life you always wanted.
>
> My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime
> from me, So take care.
>
> Signed...Rich as Hell and Free.
>
> P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born
> Carl.
> I hope that is not a problem
>
Dear Wife,
> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
> I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
> it...
> These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
> had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
> Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new
> hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
> boxers.
> You came home and ate in two minutes and went&n bsp;straight to bed after
> watching all of your soaps.
> You don't tell me you love me anymore. You don't want sex anymore or
> anything, either your cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what
> ever the cause I'm gone.
>
> Your Ex-Husband
>
> P.S. Don't try to find me...Your sister and I are moving away to West
> Virginia together...Have a great life..
>
> Dear Ex-Husband,
> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
> you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far
> cry from what you've been.
>
> I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining
> and gripping. I did notice your hair cut last week , the first thing that
> came
> to mind was "You look just like a girl!" but my Mother raised me not to
> say
> anything if you can't say something nice.
>
> And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
> with my Sister because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
> I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the
> price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my
> sister had borrowed $50.00 from me that morning...and your silk boxers
> were
> $49.99.
>
> After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
> So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
> quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you
> were gone.
>
> Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling
> life you always wanted.
>
> My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime
> from me, So take care.
>
> Signed...Rich as Hell and Free.
>
> P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born
> Carl.
> I hope that is not a problem
>
