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You must be surprised that Im writing you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month when,filled with illusion,I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. Im not going to lie to you, there was no one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly across the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly sucks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to con out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadnt fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he cant even walk into his own house. Dont let me see you try to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. Ill fuck you up. Ill throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so youll have to walk back to the fucking north pole just like what I have to do since you didnt get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA Next year youll find out how bad I can be, you fat cocksucker
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
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