Dear Mr. Hamster S Haver

[HS Lifter]

There is a 17 year old plumper with a cute face that wants to have sex with me.(Im 20).

What should I do?

Also, whats the best position for plumpers?

Thanks!

 

[perkele]

There is a 17 year old plumper with a cute face that wants to have sex with me.(Im 20).

What should I do?

Also, whats the best position for plumpers?

Thanks!

Depends how plumper she is?

 

[HS Lifter]

My guess is 5"7 155-170.

 

[skrill]

Just do her and dont even contemplate it. Try to stick it in her cornhole just to see the expression on her face. By the way, I got with a plumper on valentines day just because it was convenient.

 

[perkele]

My guess is 5"7 155-170.

Hammy would call her anorexic.

 

[SoKlueles]

omg thats not a plumper dang

 

[WODIN]

First roll her in flower to find the wet spot.
Second slap a thigh near the wet spot and ride the wave in.
Third do not let her on top. It'll kill ya.

 

[hamstershaver]

My guess is 5"7 155-170.

she is definately not a plumper, i would have to call her a plumper in training, a lightweight like that can be hit from any position you prefer, seeing that she is still a teenager she has many good years of eating ahead of her and should reach full plumper staus within 10 years (sooner if she gets knocked up), by that time you should let an expert plumper humper like hammy take over

 

[perkele]

she is definately not a plumper, i would have to call her a plumper in training, a lightweight like that can be hit from any position you prefer, seeing that she is still a teenager she has many good years of eating ahead of her and should reach full plumper staus within 10 years (sooner if she gets knocked up), by that time you should let an expert plumper humper like hammy take over

lol

 

[Sassy69]

Tell her to pack on 20-30 more pounds & get back to you when she's 18.

 

[jaded]

she is definately not a plumper, i would have to call her a plumper in training, a lightweight like that can be hit from any position you prefer, seeing that she is still a teenager she has many good years of eating ahead of her and should reach full plumper staus within 10 years (sooner if she gets knocked up), by that time you should let an expert plumper humper like hammy take over

lol

 

[SoreArms]

more cushion for the pushin'

 

[Deterass]

Is it your sister or your cousin?

 

[jerseyart]

she is definately not a plumper, i would have to call her a plumper in training, a lightweight like that can be hit from any position you prefer, seeing that she is still a teenager she has many good years of eating ahead of her and should reach full plumper staus within 10 years (sooner if she gets knocked up), by that time you should let an expert plumper humper like hammy take over

 

[HS Lifter]

Is it your sister or your cousin?

Most un-original insult ever!

Redneck.

 

[Choderboy]

i thought it was hamster shaver. LOL

 

[chewyxrage]

she is definately not a plumper, i would have to call her a plumper in training, a lightweight like that can be hit from any position you prefer, seeing that she is still a teenager she has many good years of eating ahead of her and should reach full plumper staus within 10 years (sooner if she gets knocked up), by that time you should let an expert plumper humper like hammy take over

haha that was awesome.

 

[hamstershaver]

haha that was awesome.

yeah i cant believe this isnt in brans sig

 

[jerseyart]

It's now in my signature

 

[hamstershaver]

yay

 

[bran987]

It's now in my signature

you son of a bitch, i won't forget this

 

[jerseyart]

you son of a bitch, i won't forget this

I voted for you though

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Tell her to pack on 20-30 more pounds & get back to you when she's 18.

.

 

[bran987]

I voted for you though

oh ok it's all good then u r my best friend