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Dear Karma Hos.....

WODIN

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My Fellow Elitfitness karma sluts and hos. Lend me your ears! I come before you today to ask that you put your hoing skills to the greater good of all! To achieve something monumental and worthwhile with all your karma swapping and mega zapping skills.

Please if you will take a quick look at our Between the Sheets > Pictures of Women > Section. This is sad and deplorable. I have seen better material in National Geographic.

Are we not men? Are we not horn dogs? Do we not get instaboners from the sultry sexy curves of a beautiful woman? Do we not lust after the female form?!!!

Then I deplore you to go forth into the great wilderness of porn that is the internet. Scour every nook and cranny of the .com, .net and those nasty .de dutch sites too! Find naked women in sultry poses! Gymnastic poses! With toys! With Boys! With Girls! With pearls! Whatever it takes! Get to it and start up some major porn threads immeadiatly!

And we the karma hos of elite every monday without fail will mega zap the best and brightest porn contributors out there!!!

Onward smutland Soldiers,
As if going of to war!
In the fight for freedom!
Splooge dolls, needed galore!!!!
 
Fuckin A1 , Id give u karma but i gott spread it yet , I rememebr the day when the POW section was revered amongst the other fitness boards. Where are you now Maxellyz I ask you? I think the Platinum thing kicked the hell out of it tho.
 
I will start tomorrow back going through my stash at home and putting up several threads. I implore everyone here to do the same!
 
Seriously, we need some chicks to start posting some pics asap. I don't want to read the women state that the guys don't post pics. The guys on this board post pics of their dicks faster than Frackal getting no where with his next sexual conquest. Dogs can run pretty fast, you know. Wodin show us your freaking boobies. Stop messing around. Lead the charge, o captain, my captain! The masses demand it. EF women, you have nothing to fear except a whole bunch of private messages and e-mails.
 
Ffactor said:
Nope don't even know how to do that!

Well help a honky out, what does the message say when you click on karma.
 
Ffactor said:
Says you gotta spread karma befo givin it to Wodie!

You can only repeat someone after 20 individual hits. So you need to spread some lovin to others broly!
 
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