de best 'esercise

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

Yo I'm olskoo de pimp and I've found out dat da damn best way t'exercise is Pimpin' all day long Steroids, lots uh steroids weed afta' lunch afta' a while ya''ll be as tough as olskoo da pimp! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on! All dose hardco'e squares know nodin'! Right on! Pimp power! Right on!

 

[Paulos]

Not even close.

Next.

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

You's be straight trippin'

You's be straight trippin' fucka' ya' duzn't know mo'e dan olskoo. 'S coo', bro. I'm tellin' ya' spend yo' day sweatin' away likes de pig ya' is olskoo be pimpin'! Right on!

 

[Code]

LAME

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

Pimp powa' pimp powa' all pimps rally t'my cause! Right on! We's goin' t'drink de bea' and smoke da damn weed and gots de time uh our lives! Right on! and 'esercise! Right on! All ya' oders kin go stick some cap down yo' ass

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

who is you messin' wid bitch? Want me t'stick some cap down yo' ass? I'm lame IN YO' FACE! Right on!

 

[Code]

Try a different method to be funny.
Cuz this shit ain't working.

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

We pimps is de fust americans. We keep de metric system waaay down. We control de British crown. 'S coo', bro. You's all suck. Ya' know? Pimp power! Right on!

 

[SofaGeorge]

It's so sad when cousins marry and have children.

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

Whut is you rapin' about, honkyfool? Dis here be pimpland. Fo' pimps and dose who hate dem. WORD! ya' be straight trippin'. Pimp power! Right on!

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

ya' ought t'be used in San Francisco as some siren fo' de fag honky pigs. WOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo You's be straight trippin' queen

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

ya' ought t'be used in San Francisco as some siren fo' de fag honky pigs. WOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo You's be straight trippin' queen


__________________

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

Now dat dose bitches is out uh de way I'd likes t'ax' iif dere is any dude pimps in de audience

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

You's probably dink youse so's damn smart do ya'? Well de 'esercise gots made yo' brain t'leak out broder! Right on! ah' bet ya' kin't tell me da damn year uh de fall uh Constantinopole, moderfucker

 

[Code]

Ban this guy just to discourage him, he thinks this is funny.
Poor guy.

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

yo broda' get some life instead uh co'y crawlin' chaos bullshit

 

[Olskoo_da_pimp]

yo I've gots'ta leave ya' losers gots fun peeeeeeece

 

[Code]

Mercy Banning.

 

[casavant]

Try a different method to be funny.
Cuz this shit ain't working.

Yep.

 

[Optimus B]

someone go and get johnblaze.