I don't know if you guys have spoken about this guy or his site before but he is a genius. I have laughed so hard I cried when reading some of his stuff. In particular, the office complaints.
If you need a laugh check out his site:
As it is more acceptable for men in West Virginia to hold guns than hands, I will assume the term 'shooting me in the face with your .32' is not a euphemism
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