Dark Humor

[Big Johnson]

Lay in ambush at the Special Olympics with a pellet gun and peg retarded sprinters while blasting the theme song from Chariots of Fire over the loudspeaker.

 

[Big Johnson]

Buy some Nestle Toll House cookiedough, get some friends together, and take turns blowing a load into the dough. Bake the cookies, forming dough balls while wearing latex gloves (may need a girl to do this), and hand out cookies at a convalescent home.

 

[Big Johnson]

Plant small, remotely detonated explosive devices in the bellies of gophers, release them in your back yard, and then detonate them all at once a week later to watch the turf fly!

 

[Big Johnson]

Take a crap in the "Bobbing for Apples" tub at your next Halloween party.

 

[Big Johnson]

Take a hypo and fill it with crazy glue. Go to the store, get some condoms, inject the glue into the interior of the condom wrapper using a small gauge needle, and hand them out!

 

[Big Johnson]

Replace someone's nasal spray with pepper spray.

 

[Big Johnson]

Steal every roll of toilet paper out of a busy public bathroom.

 

[Burning_Inside]

i wonder how many people really do this kind of stuff.

 

[Big Johnson]

Call in bomb threats at your local cemetary.

 

[big dog]

When someone calls my phone as the wrong number, and ask for someone..I say, oh yeah, they were just hit by a truck and brought to the hospital

 

[Big Johnson]

Hand out candy bars at an Overeater's Anonymous meeting.

 

[Big Johnson]

Get some free kittens out of the newspaper, hot wax, and sell them as the hairless breed.