Damn, I rule!!!!!

[Scotsman]

This goes out to my man cheffy smooove.

So last night after I get through at the gym my bro and I walk out to the cars. I open the passenger door on my car (handle on drivers side is broken).
As I stand there I feel the need to release the effusion that I have been holding in. So this an announcment of my intentions ala a couple "ooh ooh's" I release. My bro looks at me and goes "Wow she looks impressed". Some hapless woman had walked up behind me to get to her car next to mine. I calmly walk to the other side of my car and glance to see the horrified look on her face.

Then we went to Wendy's for dinner, while we were there a large group of highschoolers arrived. My bro and I were in the back and they were up front near the counter so they probably didn't see us. Well as we get up to leave we have to walk past them. This girl is talking to her friends then looks up and see's me. She stops mid word and stares at me in that open mouth look of horror/awe. Well her friends turn to look and see what she is looking at and I soon feel like the star of the next godzilla movie.

I am still laughing about farting in front of that poor woman, and for terrorizing the kiddies at dinner.

Damn I rule. Sometimes it's just so good to be me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[slat1]

I've got a buddy that is 6'2" and 280. All muscle. Shaved head. 2000 hours of tatoo's. I always have him walk into restaurants first so I can watch everyones expressions! Its always good for a laugh!

 

[nutsnack]

im so confused.. how does the wendy's chick relate to the girl at the car?

 

[Lestat]

so you ripped ass in the parking lot and the chick that saw you was eating at wendy's too?

 

[Scotsman]

No different people just within a half hour of each other. This was my story of going home from the gym. Lady in the parking lot was like 40 and the girl at Wendy's might have been 18 more like 16 though.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

Lol

 

[nutsnack]

No different people just within a half hour of each other. This was my story of going home from the gym. Lady in the parking lot was like 40 and the girl at Wendy's might have been 18 more like 16 though.

Cheers,
Scotsman

hrmm i still dont understand.. did you rip ass in wendy's? why is she staring at you? do you have a dickfore on ure head?

 

[Scotsman]

hrmm i still dont understand.. did you rip ass in wendy's? why is she staring at you? do you have a dickfore on ure head?

Ok I'll type slowly so you understand.LOL

No I ripped ass in the gym parking lot right in front of some lady.

The girl at wendy's was probably staring because at 6'2" and 300lbs I am a little bigger than most, plus I was just out of the gym from doing back so I was all puffy. That with my beard and long hair I think I just frightened her.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nutsnack]

Ok I'll type slowly so you understand.LOL

No I ripped ass in the gym parking lot right in front of some lady.

The girl at wendy's was probably staring because at 6'2" and 300lbs I am a little bigger than most, plus I was just out of the gym from doing back so I was all puffy. That with my beard and long hair I think I just frightened her.

Cheers,
Scotsman

i see.. u kindof left out the height weight, hair situation in ure original post.. you should have told her you were a professional wrestler and bodyslammed her to prove your point and teach her not to stare!

 

[Scotsman]

i see.. u kindof left out the height weight, hair situation in ure original post.. you should have told her you were a professional wrestler and bodyslammed her to prove your point and teach her not to stare!

Sorry I though just about everyone here knew what I looked like.

I was just trying not to laugh so hard that I just hurried past them and went out the door before I cracked up.

Cheers,
Scotmsan

 

[Lestat]

post a pic of of how big you are and that beard

 

[Becoming]

post a pic of of how big you are and that beard

^^^looking for whack-off material...

 

[Scotsman]

post a pic of of how big you are and that beard

http://img134.echo.cx/img134/6936/275log4ko.jpg

http://img134.echo.cx/img134/1346/huse9xe.jpg

http://img134.echo.cx/img134/892/atlas1dj.jpg

This might help, first one that log is 12" in diameter, secone that "stone" is about 2.5'x2', last one the ball is about 19" in diameter. To give scale.

No beard pics, and I don't have my digicam at work today.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

http://img134.echo.cx/img134/6936/275log4ko.jpg

http://img134.echo.cx/img134/1346/huse9xe.jpg

http://img134.echo.cx/img134/892/atlas1dj.jpg

This might help, first one that log is 12" in diameter, secone that "stone" is about 2.5'x2', last one the ball is about 19" in diameter. To give scale.

Bro - I have been meaning to ask - how long has nike been making those steel reinforced shoes?

Thx

 

[Scotsman]

Bro - I have been meaning to ask - how long has nike been making those steel reinforced shoes?

Thx

Gotta special order dem shits.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lestat]

^^^looking for whack-off material...

dude im no sawatea

 

[Becoming]

dude im no sawatea

lestatageigha

LOL jk

 

[Lestat]

lestatageigha

LOL jk

go pick on someone else.

2oz of roast beef is not enough in an arby's sandwich man.. i always go big montana

 

[SoreArms]

you vikings are nasty people

 

[Lestat]

you vikings are nasty people

what about lady viking?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

This goes out to my man cheffy smooove.

So last night after I get through at the gym my bro and I walk out to the cars. I open the passenger door on my car (handle on drivers side is broken).
As I stand there I feel the need to release the effusion that I have been holding in. So this an announcment of my intentions ala a couple "ooh ooh's" I release. My bro looks at me and goes "Wow she looks impressed". Some hapless woman had walked up behind me to get to her car next to mine. I calmly walk to the other side of my car and glance to see the horrified look on her face.

Then we went to Wendy's for dinner, while we were there a large group of highschoolers arrived. My bro and I were in the back and they were up front near the counter so they probably didn't see us. Well as we get up to leave we have to walk past them. This girl is talking to her friends then looks up and see's me. She stops mid word and stares at me in that open mouth look of horror/awe. Well her friends turn to look and see what she is looking at and I soon feel like the star of the next godzilla movie.

I am still laughing about farting in front of that poor woman, and for terrorizing the kiddies at dinner.

Damn I rule. Sometimes it's just so good to be me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL

Can't wait to rip one with ya big man..... no I'm kidding really!

 

[Scotsman]

LOL

Can't wait to rip one with ya big man..... no I'm kidding really!

Somehow bonding through mutual flatulence would sort of ruin your mystique.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

Somehow bonding through mutual flatulence would sort of ruin your mystique.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

no way, that's uber hot.

LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Somehow bonding through mutual flatulence would sort of ruin your mystique.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL

I won't be pass'n gas I promise! I keep telling my daughter the same thing... She thinks its so cute when she does it she feels the need to announce it to the world. Right long side her big brother seeing who's is louder or even worse..


lmao @ becoming

 

[Becoming]

I won't be pass'n gas I promise! I keep telling my daughter the same thing... She thinks its so cute when she does it she feels the need to announce it to the world.

My sister has a three year old daughter who is in this stage...

I was talking to my sis she tells the kid "stop making those stinky farts" or something and the kid says "it smells like icecream!!!"

I was like "dude I don't know what kind of messed up icecream you guys eat over there but I am not wanting to find out"

 

[jenscats5]

Och! A feen example of the Scots, ye are lad!!

 

[Scotsman]

Och! A feen example of the Scots, ye are lad!!

Aye m'lady.

Cheers,
Scotsman