DAMN COONS..anyone have experiences with them

[wtlftr]

I am talking aobvut the raccoon. Why do they dips their paws in my cats water and then eat my cats food. WTF

 

[CrazyRussian]

hahahahahah

nope, never had an experinece with them

actually, once at Yosemite I went fishing and I put this one fish on the dock to see if coons would come eat it, when I came back the next day it was eaten up and stuff.

And then this one time in Oakland...damnit wrong ones

 

[wtlftr]

huhuhuhu. i think the coons wash their paws before they eat. What etiquette

 

[string_bean00]

I have run over many a already dead raccoon while driving.

 

[KillahBee]

dooood


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=365299&highlight=racoon+dangerous

 

[string_bean00]

dooood


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=365299&highlight=racoon+dangerous

LOL.



That was some of your best work. I was in hysterics.

 

[wtlftr]

yes they are dangerous if cornered. i once hit one in the leg with a spear gun and it tried to chew off its leg to get free

 

[hamstershaver]

dooood


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=365299&highlight=racoon+dangerous

lmao thats the first thing i thought about when i saw this thread, is when talked about that damn racoon

 

[wtlftr]

sure

 

[split endz]

Some people think they wash their food/paws before they eat... actually they are wetting their food. They have no salivary glands.

 

[wtlftr]

good post..you study coons. i never heard this before

 

[H_T_]

lmao.

 

[strangebrew]

lol. They do the same thing at my house. There are 3 of them that visit my back porch on a regular basis. I usually toss 'em a bunch scraps. They would come right inside if I let them.

 

[wtlftr]

do you pet them

 

[strangebrew]

do you pet them

Nah, I'll leave that to crazy people.

 

[Mr. dB]

I petted a wild raccoon once. It was late night, raining, I had just gotten home from work, and a very young raccoon came running up the sidewalk and bumped into my leg. It froze in its tracks, staring at me, so I reached down and scratched it behind the ears and then went inside. The raccoon just stayed in that spot until I was out of sight.

Petting it was a stupid move on my part, I'm surprised it didn't try to bite me.

 

[JayC9]

I am talking aobvut the raccoon. Why do they dips their paws in my cats water and then eat my cats food. WTF

Why do you think they wear bandit masks.

 

[john937]

Call animal control, and they will lbring out a cage type trap.
Trap the coon and Animal control will arrange to have it moved to the country.
Do not attempt to trap it yourself. It's actually against the law here to try.
Lot's of people wind up in the hospital trying to catch coons.
They're very strong and their claws are very sharp and covered with bacteria.
We've had several pet cats & dogs torn apart in coon fights.
The coon ALWAYS wins.

 

[wls8687]

huhuhuhu. i think the coons wash their paws before they eat. What etiquette

haha ROFL!

 

[Agathe]

I saw two racoons having sex at a party. They were going at it, the bitch had her mouth wide open.

 

[strangebrew]

Call animal control, and they will lbring out a cage type trap.
Trap the coon and Animal control will arrange to have it moved to the country.
Do not attempt to trap it yourself. It's actually against the law here to try.
Lot's of people wind up in the hospital trying to catch coons.
They're very strong and their claws are very sharp and covered with bacteria.
We've had several pet cats & dogs torn apart in coon fights.
The coon ALWAYS wins.

Aw, poor racoons. I just leave them alone. People who get all worked up over wild animals in their yard piss me off. Besides, my cats are way too smart to mess with racoons.

 

[feisty11975]

They sure do love digging in garbage cans. They can even open the ones that snap shut!!!

 

[john937]

Aw, poor racoons. I just leave them alone. People who get all worked up over wild animals in their yard piss me off. Besides, my cats are way too smart to mess with racoons.

When they come thru the doggie door, gnaw open a solid plastic tub of dog food, and attack your dog in the middle of the night, and you're at the vet
with a $500 vet bill and a dead dog.....just keep thinking.....poor racoons....

 

[strangebrew]

When they come thru the doggie door, gnaw open a solid plastic tub of dog food, and attack your dog in the middle of the night, and you're at the vet
with a $500 vet bill and a dead dog.....just keep thinking.....poor racoons....

my dog is too fat to use a doggie door.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

They don't live around here...

 

[Agathe]

Haha, while those racoons were having sex one guy at a party started throwing shit at them and some girl starts asking why he's so violent towards them. All he said was "they killed my cat". Valid reason if you ask me.

 

[ceo]

had my door open once at my old place and one came inside...I chased him out with a broom (was the closest thing I could find).

 

[*MissFit*]

I cook so bad..t hey won't go near it